{"id":525,"date":"2006-02-15T11:53:54","date_gmt":"2006-02-15T11:53:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=525"},"modified":"2006-02-15T11:53:54","modified_gmt":"2006-02-15T11:53:54","slug":"why-did-i-lock-the-door-why-did-you-lock-the-door","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/why-did-i-lock-the-door-why-did-you-lock-the-door\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;why did I lock the door?  why did YOU lock the door???&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>this is the kind of thing that floats through my head all day, random snatches of dialogue from the play.  that particular line is said with a british accent, and those are the lines that are really fun.<\/p>\n<p>but the other lines are fun too, actually.  the british lines are my character in the play within the play, Vikki, but then the lines when i\u2019m just a dumb blonde are Brooke.  Brooke doesn\u2019t say much because she\u2019s mostly having deep inner discussions with herself about her hair\/nails\/general sexy appearance.  but near the beginning i just say &#8220;Yes?&#8221; and &#8220;In?&#8221; and &#8220;what?&#8221; and i know they don\u2019t sound like anything at all but they\u2019re really fun to do and get a laugh.<\/p>\n<p>here is the info. in case you didn\u2019t know:<\/p>\n<p>ONE WEEKEND MORE ONLY.  This weekend, February 17, 18,19,  friday and saturday nights at 8:00 p.m.  Sunday afternoon at two o\u2019clock.  At the Hoogland Center for the Arts.<\/p>\n<p>You can call them and get tickets at 523-2787.  CALL NOW!  OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY!<\/p>\n<p>and if the person answering the phone tries to tell you that it\u2019s best to sit at the front of the loge, DON\u2019T LISTEN!  sit down in the orchestra section somewhere, because it\u2019s better to see everything up close.  the fourth or fifth rows would be ideal.<\/p>\n<p>DON\u2019T DELAY!  <\/p>\n<p>it has been relaxing to have  a little time off, except that i\u2019ve been pretty busy in spite of no play.  and next week is just going to be WEIRD, with no show to go to.  hmm, probably good, though.  but also a little sad, because this is the most fun i\u2019ve had in a show.<\/p>\n<p>also, a deep worry now is that since i won\u2019t have the motivation of appearing in my bustier onstage, what\u2019s to keep me from immediately eating EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD and gaining SIX HUNDRED POUNDS?<\/p>\n<p>i did work out this morning, and felt very virtuous doing so.  it was also a good way to catch up on important news in the world, like why didn\u2019t dick cheney come right out and say he shot his hunting partner?  i mean, WHY NOT?<\/p>\n<p>it seems slightly ridiculous to me.  it seems like the news people don\u2019t have enough to occupy their time.  maybe they should try something novel, like going out and interviewing people about how their valentine\u2019s day went, or if they\u2019re doing something interesting in their lives, like this guy i know who plays the bagpipes in the st. andrew\u2019s&#8230;band.  i\u2019ve written about it before and i know there\u2019s more to the name than that, but that\u2019s all i can remember at this time.<\/p>\n<p>my friend linda is having the cast party on friday night, and she\u2019s already been cleaning.  even though when i go to parties and peoples\u2019 houses are immaculately clean and they TELL me they\u2019ve been doing a lot of cleaning, i always figure that they\u2019re lying and their houses are really that clean all the time.<\/p>\n<p>COME SEE MY SHOW!  FRIDAY, SATURDAY, SUNDAY!<\/p>\n<p>ok then,<\/p>\n<p>february grace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>this is the kind of thing that floats through my head all day, random snatches of dialogue from the play. that particular line is said with a british accent, and those are the lines that are really fun. but the other lines are fun too, actually. the british lines are my character in the play [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-525","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6JLYy-8t","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/525","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=525"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/525\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=525"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=525"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}