so i\u2019m sure you know that comedy usually comes in threes. which is why, earlier in the day, at least a few minutes before i wrote that last entry, i knew the story about my shopping experiences was funny.<\/p>\n
three separate incidents.<\/p>\n
except of course by the time i actually got to a computer – and only about 15 minutes had passed and WHAT WILL I BE LIKE WHEN I\u2019M OLDER, I\u2019LL NEVER EVER REMEMBER A DAMN THING (but at least everything will always be fresh and new to me) but after i went to the cardologist and on the way to food fantasies, i stopped in at Osco Drugs. i was wearing my big black fake fur coat that\u2019s super soft and warm and my friend ann always wants to pet me when she sees it. i went to the checkout and the clerk said “can i touch your coat?” <\/p>\n
so i let him. he seemed very young and sweet. he then mumbled something but i didn\u2019t quite catch it.<\/p>\n
anyway, that\u2019s the missing part of the three amusing incidents, shopping-wise.<\/p>\n
it\u2019s now late but not UNACCEPTABLY late and i have before me the prospect of getting to sleep BEFORE MIDNIGHT , plus WITH EARPLUGS and not a very taxing day tomorrow, so life is good.<\/p>\n
yes sirree, life, good.<\/p>\n
good.<\/p>\n
quite good.<\/p>\n
goodnight,<\/p>\n
grace s.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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