first of all, i\u2019m not as well-rested as i thought i was when i was still sitting in bed typing. shortely thereafter i was once again longing for a nap. i expressed this longing to two different people and they both said BUT YOU GOT EIGHT AND A HALF HOURS OF SLEEP LAST NIGHT. WITH EAR PLUGS.<\/p>\n
because of course they\u2019d read that here. so now am i even going to have to censor my sleeping habits? <\/p>\n
soon the blog will be nothing more than a recitation of what i had for dinner last night, which is just about the only thing i wrote about consistently in my very first diary at the age of ten. “tonight we had hamburgers for dinner.”<\/p>\n
actually i\u2019d love a hamburger right now.<\/p>\n
last night i went to randy\u2019s where he made a feast of taco salad and i kept eating and eating and it was really delicious. and we watched the DVD i bought on impulse, “wallace & grommit – curse of the were-rabbit” and it was SO FUNNY. except i was almost falling asleep. but it\u2019s ok because i\u2019ll get to watch it whenever i want because i own it. i don\u2019t own many movies, but i\u2019m glad i have that one. except right now randy has it because i left it at his house but luckily i remember where he lives.<\/p>\n
today i was at the cardologist and kathy twyman, who used to be my neighbor, waited on me and said “oh, you\u2019re not just in your underwear.” i was taken aback especially because there were other people in line, but then i figured she\u2019d seen the play, but she\u2019d just heard about it from Mom. <\/p>\n
and then i went to food fantasies and the guy who waited on me there said “you and your sister should start a band.” I told him that amy had had a band, and he already knew this and knew most of the people in that band, and then i told him i can\u2019t really sing and he said i could tell jokes and i said i didn\u2019t know if that was something that somebody did in a band, but i suggested that perhaps i could dance. and then the girl standing next to the guy waiting on me said “yeah, you could be a go-go dancer.” the guy, whose name i should know, has a band of his own. most people, it seems, either had or have a band. except for me. because of the lack of talent, singing-wise.<\/p>\n
actually, if i had a great voice i would DEFINITELY be using it all the time. in a band, in a play, in something somewhere, constantly. you people with great voices are really lucky and you should sing whenever you can.<\/p>\n
anyway that\u2019s me, grace smith, go-go dancer. in my bustier, of course.<\/p>\n
i think i have time for a quick nap before some massages…<\/p>\n
ok then,<\/p>\n
monday afternoon grace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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