so i actually looked at the description of the item i purchased today. it\u2019s a 7″ record, so isn\u2019t that a 45? so what does the 45 MEAN? <\/p>\n
i\u2019m sure it\u2019s very obvious.<\/p>\n
and on the A side is “we have lost two little elephants” and on the B side is “the big grey elephant team.”<\/p>\n
i was thinking about this after i bought the record – i\u2019m the only one in the whole world who cares about this. it\u2019s kind of like “winchester cathedral.” have you ever heard that song? It\u2019s not a children\u2019s song. <\/p>\n
ok, wait, i just looked at the photo of my new (old) record and in the upper right hand corner it says “45 RPM.”<\/p>\n
RPM! RPM! how FAST it goes around, you moron!<\/p>\n
rpm.<\/p>\n
“winchester cathedral” is by a group called the “new vaudeville band,” and the record is from the 60\u2019s. my parents had it, and i listened to that song a lot. it disappeared many years ago, but my brother found one on ebay a while ago and my mom gave it to me, so i can listen to it whenever i want.<\/p>\n
do you recall that i don\u2019t know much about any music? because if i have it on, i forget to keep listening to it. i mean, i really really try to keep listening, but my mind gets caught up with other things. and then after a while i realize the music stopped long ago, or it\u2019s on repeat and i\u2019ve heard it two million times.<\/p>\n
retarded, i know. i can\u2019t help it.<\/p>\n
but so what do i love? we have lost two little elephants. winchester cathedral. “winchester cathedral, you\u2019re breaking me down, you stood and you watched and…my baby left town.” here\u2019s a good idea – i should sing a few more songs and put a new one up on the site every week. how hard could it be? <\/p>\n
because there are many songs out there.<\/p>\n
or so they tell me.<\/p>\n
i have exactly six minutes to make it to bed by midnight. will i succeed in this seemingly unattainble goal? <\/p>\n
doubtful.<\/p>\n
but at least close.<\/p>\n
ok then, goodnight,<\/p>\n
grace almost to friday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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