{"id":482,"date":"2006-01-17T13:17:48","date_gmt":"2006-01-17T13:17:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=482"},"modified":"2006-01-17T13:17:48","modified_gmt":"2006-01-17T13:17:48","slug":"neck-transplant-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/neck-transplant-2\/","title":{"rendered":"neck transplant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>ok, maybe that would be a little too radical.  at this time.  <\/p>\n<p>a good neck massage, that\u2019s what i need.<\/p>\n<p>even an OK neck massage.  if you happen to see me today, i\u2019ll give you a dollar if you massage my neck.<\/p>\n<p>and actually i could tell you just how to massage it.<\/p>\n<p>because a neck transplant would probably be too time-consuming, and what if the new neck didn\u2019t work out?<\/p>\n<p>the bad thing wasn\u2019t going to sleep at two.  it was waking up at 6:30, wide awake, lying there saying to myself I SHOULD DO SOMETHING NOW.  BUT NO, I SHOULD ACTUALLY GO BACK TO SLEEP.<\/p>\n<p>ok then, slightly delirious with lack of sleep, but it\u2019s not so bad.<\/p>\n<p>tuesday grace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ok, maybe that would be a little too radical. at this time. a good neck massage, that\u2019s what i need. even an OK neck massage. if you happen to see me today, i\u2019ll give you a dollar if you massage my neck. and actually i could tell you just how to massage it. because a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-482","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6JLYy-7M","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/482","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=482"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/482\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=482"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=482"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=482"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}