{"id":4755,"date":"2010-09-24T05:37:27","date_gmt":"2010-09-24T10:37:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=4755"},"modified":"2010-09-24T05:37:27","modified_gmt":"2010-09-24T10:37:27","slug":"more-instead-of-less-awake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/more-instead-of-less-awake\/","title":{"rendered":"more, instead of less, awake"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>ok, it&#8217;s already 5:13 a.m.  people get up at this hour.  CRAZY people, yes, but i know they&#8217;re out there.<\/p>\n<p>when i woke up&#8230;a couple of hours ago?  or maybe an hour?  i had high hopes for getting RIGHT BACK TO SLEEP, because i&#8217;m really really tired.<\/p>\n<p>this was not the case.<\/p>\n<p>it&#8217;s raining raining raining, and you&#8217;d think all that soothing rain sound would put me RIGHT BACK TO SLEEP.  but no, here i sit in the horrible glare of the computer screen.<\/p>\n<p>i bought a new beautiful rug for our bedroom, and it arrived yesterday.  it has a jungle theme, with greenery all around the edges and a couple of giraffes and maybe some birds peeking out.  in the middle it&#8217;s cream-colored.  beautiful.  in the morning when it&#8217;s light out i&#8217;ll take a picture and show you.<\/p>\n<p>WHAT WAS I THINKING, BUYING A BEAUTIFUL RUG WITH ALL THAT CREAM IN THE MIDDLE?<\/p>\n<p>and now it&#8217;s raining.  i got up and spread the extra cover carefully all over the rug.<\/p>\n<p>i&#8217;m thinking the best option would be to staple some plastic to the middle CREAM-COLORED section.<\/p>\n<p>i&#8217;d laminate it, but i don&#8217;t think it would fit through our little laminating machine.  <\/p>\n<p>mollie will get up with kevin and have her first breakfast, and then she&#8217;ll go outside WHERE IT IS ALREADY EXTREMELY MUDDY and then she&#8217;ll waltz back in and jump up on the bed.<\/p>\n<p>luckily, since i am awake and VERY ALERT, she won&#8217;t tromp her muddy paws all over the rug.<\/p>\n<p>yes, the lovely bedspread will be covered with mud, but at least i can easily wash it and i&#8217;m sure it&#8217;s way past needing to be washed anyway.<\/p>\n<p>the rug is doomed to not be cream-colored in the middle.  i mean, it&#8217;s a given &#8211; there is no way to stop the doggie tracks from coming, unless i keep it covered.  but that would be like the people who keep their lampshades covered with plastic.  except different, because mollie would never be able to walk over a lampshade, and why do people do that, anyway?  to keep the dust off, i imagine, but doesn&#8217;t that mean the people who do that are just too damn lazy to dust their lampshades?<\/p>\n<p>i don&#8217;t spend a lot of time dusting lampshades.<\/p>\n<p>damn, i wish i was at least tired.  i AM tired, but also wide awake.  or at least i feel like i&#8217;m wide awake.<\/p>\n<p>damn.<\/p>\n<p>i&#8217;m pretty sure yesterday was the LAST HOT DAY OF THE YEAR.  not a bad thing, i&#8217;m thinking.  my friend janice came over and we went for an outstanding boat ride.  it was supposed to be VERY VERY WINDY with up to 30 MILE-AN-HOUR GUSTS, but i don&#8217;t think it was that windy.  there was a nice breeze, though, and we sailed around and then turned off the motor (which is about to conk out yet again) and just floated out in the middle for a while in the dark.  nice.  i used to do this a lot when it was my parents&#8217; boat, maybe 20 years ago, but i haven&#8217;t persuaded kevin to try it.<\/p>\n<p>maybe there will be one more chance before we head out east.  it wouldn&#8217;t be a warm night, but we could always wear jackets.<\/p>\n<p>if it was getting light now, that would be nice.  i guess it won&#8217;t be getting so light anyway because of the rain.  a PERFECT time for sleep, right now.<\/p>\n<p>ok ok ok then,<br \/>\ngrace once again in the middle of the night, but really in the very early morning.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ok, it&#8217;s already 5:13 a.m. people get up at this hour. 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