after rehearsal tonight, we were walking out and ed mentioned the fact that angellina jolie is pregnant. and a few jokes were made, and i said “what?” ANGELINA JOLIE IS PREGNANT.<\/p>\n
at first i thought it weird that i\u2019d managed to miss this earth-shattering news.<\/p>\n
but then i thought, i guess i just don\u2019t care if angelina jolie is pregnant. i mean, i\u2019m happy for her and brad and all and i\u2019m sure their child will be completely perfect-looking plus sensitive and deep and meaningful and will have a purposeful, rich life and might possibly save the world looking stunning while doing so.<\/p>\n
and i hope the pregnancy goes well, and i\u2019m pretty sure we\u2019ll be seeing plenty of photos of angelia and her stomach (and i would bet good money that her stomach will expand in size, although not by much because she is an actress). <\/p>\n
ok, and also, nicole kidman is engaged. ed thought she was married to a musician, and patrick seemed to know the guy is a ROCK musician (as opposed to a guy who plays the accordian? or the xylophone? In a polka band?). <\/p>\n
but not lenny kravitz.<\/p>\n
BUT IT COULD HAVE BEEN LENNY KRAVITZ. because they dated. lenny and nicole, not lenny and angelina. i wonder if angelina and lenny have met? did they date? what do movie stars talk about on dates? did angelina go to one of his concerts? is that how lenny and nicole met?<\/p>\n
so anyway, i need to know this stuff, right? because how am i supposed to write about things if i don\u2019t know FASCINATING NEWS SUCH AS THIS.<\/p>\n
thad gave me a lecture a while ago about the need for me to start PAYING MORE ATTENTION TO THE WORLD AROUND ME.<\/p>\n
this is a lecture he\u2019s given me before.<\/p>\n
i\u2019m a very slow learner. or maybe just lazy. <\/p>\n
yeah, that\u2019s probably it.<\/p>\n
lazy.<\/p>\n
ok then,<\/p>\n
approaching friday grace<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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