this is an exerpt from a birthday card i sent randy a few years ago. we can\u2019t figure out when it was sent, and therefore we\u2019re quite mystified as to “he\u2019s the one” might actually be. it was certainly when i was living in la. <\/p>\n
i mean, what was wrong with me? that\u2019s all i\u2019m saying. i cannot for the life of me remember who this guy was. i mean, clearly, none of them was the one. thank god. gee, i\u2019d be divorced by now, wouldn\u2019t I? “he\u2019s the one,” was i out of my MIND?<\/p>\n
yeah.<\/p>\n
here\u2019s one problem with even thinking about contemplating being in a relationship at any time in your life at all: becoming a moron. a complete and total idiot. what little bit of common sense you may posess goes flying out the window. poof.<\/p>\n
gone.<\/p>\n
i thought this was just me, but it\u2019s not. other people get like this too. what exactly are you supposed to do? go live in a cave?<\/p>\n
i don\u2019t really know where any actual caves are. <\/p>\n
i wouldn\u2019t care much for living in a cave.<\/p>\n
too<\/p>\n
dark.<\/p>\n
now, a nice warm sunny island somewhere tropical and fantastic, i\u2019d like that a lot. People, who needs them?<\/p>\n
today randy and i took down all of his xmas decorations in one and a half hours. we were FAST. i was glad for the stuff to be gone, because although he has some amazing and fun decorations all over the place, but i\u2019m so over xmas. i believe this was the most non-christmasy xmas i\u2019ve ever had.<\/p>\n
just my mood.<\/p>\n
i\u2019m here at randy\u2019s right now as a matter of fact, typing on his very nice new computer. he coming in about ever three minutes and asks “are you still writing?” i kept telling him he was making me nervous, but he didn\u2019t seem to care.<\/p>\n
sunday night. not a bad sunday night at all.<\/p>\n
especially for a sunday night.<\/p>\n
ok then,<\/p>\n
grace with absolutely no intentions of any kind, I promise(or at least none i\u2019d be willing to admit to at this particular juncture).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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