{"id":4436,"date":"2010-08-04T10:19:00","date_gmt":"2010-08-04T13:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=4436"},"modified":"2010-08-04T10:19:00","modified_gmt":"2010-08-04T13:49:00","slug":"happy-birthday-kevin-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/happy-birthday-kevin-3\/","title":{"rendered":"HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEVIN!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>happy birthday to you!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4425\" title=\"j33\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/j33.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"405\" \/><\/p>\n<p>this is kevin, after he shaved off his goatee.\u00a0 i got the feeling he wasn&#8217;t so crazy about doing that.<\/p>\n<p>but it was for a good cause &#8211; he, randy, david, and our friend rick got to do a photo shoot for some political campaign.\u00a0 david and randy were doing a perp walk &#8211; that&#8217; where they&#8217;re hauling somebody (the perp) off to jail.\u00a0 kevin and rick were US MARSHALLS, as you can see here by their shirts.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4438\" title=\"david perp 2\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/david-perp-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"485\" height=\"686\" \/><\/p>\n<p>despite everybody here looking mean or sad, they all had a fun time and got paid right there on the spot.\u00a0 david is ready to be a model full-time (not a perp!), and so if you have any connections, anybody he could call about doing that, please let us know.<\/p>\n<p>kevin&#8217;s birthday started out really, really early&#8230;for mollie.\u00a0 amy and jim have been walking with their dogs really really early the past couple days because it&#8217;s been so incredibly hot.\u00a0 we&#8217;re talking FIVE A.M.\u00a0\u00a0 because i don&#8217;t get up at five a.m., and because i did something to my knee last week when overdoing it with the exercising, i haven&#8217;t taken mollie at all for the past couple days and that makes her sad.\u00a0 i asked amy if they&#8217;d take mollie, so this morning amy appeared.\u00a0 i heard her come in and brought mollie out and said good-bye&#8230;but then mollie followed me right back into the bedroom.<\/p>\n<p>she&#8217;s a little bit reluctant, sometimes, about walking with anybody but us.\u00a0 but i finally sent her on her way and went back to bed.\u00a0 at this point winnie DESPERATELY NEEDED SOME FOOD so i got up and gave him some.\u00a0 i didn&#8217;t want kevin to wake up because today is his special day.<\/p>\n<p>back to bed again, and it seemed like just a few minutes and mollie BURST into the bedroom, very excited about getting out and exercising, or maybe just happy to be back home.\u00a0 she jumped up on the bed and i thought she was going to lie down quietly, but she soon jumped down and clearly NEEDED SOME FOOD AFTER ALL THAT WORK.<\/p>\n<p>i got up and gave her the orange ball filled with dog food and back to bed again.\u00a0 now it was six.\u00a0 i heard her quietly rolling the ball all around, and thought that we&#8217;d all sleep some more&#8230;but then she finally came back in and kevin got up and so much for him sleeping in.<\/p>\n<p>last night i said that maybe he&#8217;d sleep in today for a birthday treat, and he said, &#8220;yeah, maybe till six.&#8221;\u00a0 so at least he did that.<\/p>\n<p>at eight, amy burst into the bedroom again.\u00a0 a guy was out mowing the circle and she saw him yell frantically and jump off the mower and go running away, and the mower wasn&#8217;t in park so it was slowly rolling along.\u00a0 amy figured he&#8217;d run over some animal, so she was worried about her cats and our cat.\u00a0 but she saw winnie lying there next to my head, so she left again.<\/p>\n<p>at this point i figured i&#8217;d better get up before more excitement started.\u00a0 everything is quiet here now.\u00a0 kevin is downstairs fixing one of david&#8217;s cowboy guns, mollie is snoozing on the floor next to her bed, and winnie is somewhere being very quiet.\u00a0 i walked over to amy&#8217;s to tell her she didn&#8217;t need to burst in anymore this morning because i was out of bed now, and asked her what had happened with the guy and the mower, but she said she didn&#8217;t know and she didn&#8217;t want to know; maybe he&#8217;d hit a baby deer, and she didn&#8217;t want to hear about it.\u00a0 i&#8217;d like to know if he ever got back on the mower, though, or if it&#8217;s just careening slowly around the lane.<\/p>\n<p>so much excitement, and it&#8217;s not even nine in the morning.<\/p>\n<p>we&#8217;ve started going on bike rides, and we&#8217;ve been riding past the zoo and looking in on the bears, so kevin said he&#8217;d like to go to the zoo for his birthday.\u00a0 it&#8217;s probably going to be too hot for that, though &#8211; it already feels like 93 out there and it&#8217;s supposed to feel like 108 by early this afternoon.\u00a0 maybe we&#8217;ll just go get him one of his two free ice cream cones that he&#8217;s entitled to on his birthday week.\u00a0\u00a0 i signed everybody up for both baskin robbins and cold stone creamery&#8217;s birthday clubs, which means both places give you free ice cream on your birthday.<\/p>\n<p>sweet.<\/p>\n<p>ok then,<\/p>\n<p>kevin&#8217;s special day grace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>happy birthday to you! this is kevin, after he shaved off his goatee.\u00a0 i got the feeling he wasn&#8217;t so crazy about doing that. but it was for a good cause &#8211; 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