{"id":432,"date":"2005-12-26T09:27:05","date_gmt":"2005-12-26T09:27:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=432"},"modified":"2005-12-26T09:27:05","modified_gmt":"2005-12-26T09:27:05","slug":"the-day-after","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/the-day-after\/","title":{"rendered":"the day after&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i\u2019m still in bed, trying to decide if i\u2019m going to wait for the sun to come out before i get up.  but if i do that i might stay in bed all day.  would that be such a bad thing?  <\/p>\n<p>the xmas pizza turned out extra-good.  sometimes it\u2019s just better than others, for no apparent reason.  <\/p>\n<p>gee, i could have been shopping for three hours already.  do you think that the nutcases who actually got up and shopped at six a.m. are still out shopping, or are they at home now, exhausted from buying more and more stuff?  they\u2019re probably having lunch already.  <\/p>\n<p>i don\u2019t mean &#8220;nutcases&#8221; in a bad way, of course.  if you happen to be reading this while eating your lunch because you got up at five and have been shopping like a maniac and are now starving, well, more power to you.  without shopping we wouldn\u2019t have any capitalism, right?  i\u2019m pretty sure that\u2019s the basis of our country.  shopping.  as a matter of fact, all the shopping you\u2019re doing right now makes you a much better citizen than me, because i usually don\u2019t shop at all.  i like to go to the grocery store, but i guess food shopping is one of those basic things that everybody does anyway.  i usually don\u2019t go out and just buy stuff, though.  <\/p>\n<p>i had this one boyfriend who i went grocery shopping with on our very first date.  we were buying stuff to make dinner, but i found it very odd to be grocery shopping with a guy i didn\u2019t really even know.  it\u2019s funny, we ended up doing lots and lots of shopping together.  this was a man who really, really liked to shop.  it got a little old, all this recreational shopping.  he also loved action adventure films, and it was hard to get him to go see anything else.  i remember sitting through this HORRIBLE action film that included lots of blood and violence, and thinking &#8220;this is the last movie i\u2019m going to sit through with this man.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p>the good thing about spending the whole day in bed is that i could just nap whenever i feel like it.  plus it\u2019s not like i wouldn\u2019t accomplish anything, but then again life doesn\u2019t have to always be about accomplishing things, but i could do all kinds of typing here on my computer.<\/p>\n<p>but i\u2019ll get up.  if i took a bunch of naps there would be no chance of sleeping tonight.<\/p>\n<p>damn, where is that sun?  wouldn\u2019t it be odd to live in one of those places where it\u2019s only light for a couple of hours in the wintertime?  i guess that\u2019s why those places are so sparcely populated.<\/p>\n<p>here\u2019s another photo of me, further tempting you to come to my show on SATURDAY NIGHT.  i\u2019m not going to be wearing this, but i am going to show this photo:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/pink slipdress.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"pink slipdress\" \/><\/p>\n<p>that was taken on a warm and sunny day, a happier time that feels like approximately one million years ago.  at least one lifetime ago.  <\/p>\n<p>i was a redhead then, my brief hiatus as a redhead.  i\u2019m going to be strictly blonde now and forevermore.<\/p>\n<p>ok then,<\/p>\n<p>grace soon to be ringing in the new year.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i\u2019m still in bed, trying to decide if i\u2019m going to wait for the sun to come out before i get up. but if i do that i might stay in bed all day. would that be such a bad thing? 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