{"id":431,"date":"2005-12-25T17:17:02","date_gmt":"2005-12-25T17:17:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=431"},"modified":"2005-12-25T17:17:02","modified_gmt":"2005-12-25T17:17:02","slug":"presents-unwrapped","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/presents-unwrapped\/","title":{"rendered":"presents&#8230;UNWRAPPED"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>so, i got my dad a new printer.  his is at least a few years old and it\u2019s horrible.  and now he has a fancy new one, and it\u2019ll print beautiful photos.  <\/p>\n<p>and then i was at best buy at the beginning of the week and on impulse i also bought amy and jim a new printer.  new printers for everyone!  i was excited about buying dad\u2019s printer, but then i was even more excited about buying the second one.  amy bought her printer last year, after i bought mine, and it\u2019s identical&#8230;except their printer prints HORRIBLE photos.  i mean, the printer was obviously defective but they never took it back, and they kept thinking it\u2019d start printing right.  but when i was in best buy wandering around trying to get something just to get something, suddenly this light bulb went off in my head and i bought the printer.<\/p>\n<p>it\u2019s very very quiet here right now.  amy is napping, jim has been napping but is now looking at photos in a book.  mom and david are taking a walk, and dad is doing something quietly somewhere.<\/p>\n<p>ahh.  <\/p>\n<p>here\u2019s a photo of dad and shortie, just before the gift-opening began:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/dad and shortie.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"dad and shortie\" \/><\/p>\n<p>and this is jim with his fuzzy new blanket from mercedes:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/jim with new blanket.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"jim with blanket\" \/><\/p>\n<p>and here\u2019s amy with her &#8220;cuddler,&#8221; a big blanket thing with snaps and a zipper so it becomes a big soft robe, sort of.  mom and i also got one:<\/p>\n<p> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/amy &#038; shadow.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"amy and shadwo\" \/><\/p>\n<p>mom got me this mug. <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/life.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"life...good.\" \/><\/p>\n<p>hmm, life, good?  life\u2019s not so bad.  <\/p>\n<p>consider the alternative.<\/p>\n<p>david gave mom some instant lottery tickets, and they were studiously trying to figure out if she won big.  she didn\u2019t, which was a bitter disappointment to me, but she seemed happy to win five bucks.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/mom &#038; david.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"mom and david\" \/><\/p>\n<p>and finally, here is shortie, the cutest xmas dog ever.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/images\/shortie present.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"shortie\" \/><\/p>\n<p>whew.  <\/p>\n<p>ok then,<\/p>\n<p>grace about to make some traditional xmas pizza.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>so, i got my dad a new printer. his is at least a few years old and it\u2019s horrible. and now he has a fancy new one, and it\u2019ll print beautiful photos. and then i was at best buy at the beginning of the week and on impulse i also bought amy and jim a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-431","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6JLYy-6X","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/431","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=431"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/431\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}