{"id":4091,"date":"2010-05-24T17:46:09","date_gmt":"2010-05-24T21:16:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=4091"},"modified":"2010-05-24T17:46:09","modified_gmt":"2010-05-24T21:16:09","slug":"ok-today-is-my-birthday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/ok-today-is-my-birthday\/","title":{"rendered":"ok, today is my birthday."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>for some reason i didn&#8217;t want to write that.\u00a0 i don&#8217;t know why.\u00a0 i&#8217;m just like that sometimes.<\/p>\n<p>so far mom has taken me to get a pedicure and i told the nail woman that it was my birthday so she painted little diamond flowers on both big toes.\u00a0 my big toes are now SO FANCY.\u00a0 i guess that&#8217;s a good thing for a massage therapist, so when people are lying there and can see my toes and then the sparkly diamond flowers will be just DAZZLING.<\/p>\n<p>and then kevin took me out for a chocolate peanut butter ice cream cone.<\/p>\n<p>so i was thinking about it and realized that thus far i&#8217;ve been celebrating my birthday like your average preteen girl.<\/p>\n<p>but later i will drink plenty of wine.\u00a0 so i guess that makes it more like a teenage girl&#8217;s birthday.<\/p>\n<p>the only thing i need to make this birthday a complete success is some CHOCOLATE CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE FROSTING.<\/p>\n<p>i&#8217;m sure i wrote about this before but it certainly bears repeating &#8211; one year a few years ago i kept saying, over and over ALL I WANT IS A CHOCOLATE CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE FROSTING.<\/p>\n<p>i got vanilla cake.<\/p>\n<p>with vanilla frosting.<\/p>\n<p>somewhat disappointed, but it was OK.\u00a0 i guess i&#8217;m starting to think that birthdays are ok, not horrible, but, well&#8230;i just keep getting older.<\/p>\n<p>but then i say to myself\u00a0 BUT CONSIDER THE ALTERNATIVE.<\/p>\n<p>i say that to other people when they bemoan how old they&#8217;re getting.\u00a0 i realize it&#8217;s always so much easier to give out these little GEMS OF PEARLS OF WISDOM than it is to actually listen to them myself.<\/p>\n<p>ok, so now that i&#8217;m ALL ABOUT THE VIDEOS, here&#8217;s my birthday video to me.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/NRC4Y7yTPrE&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;rel=0\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>ok ok ok then,<br \/>\none year older birthday hillbilly grace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>for some reason i didn&#8217;t want to write that.\u00a0 i don&#8217;t know why.\u00a0 i&#8217;m just like that sometimes. so far mom has taken me to get a pedicure and i told the nail woman that it was my birthday so she painted little diamond flowers on both big toes.\u00a0 my big toes are now SO [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[8],"class_list":["post-4091","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-birthdays"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6JLYy-13Z","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4091","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4091"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4091\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}