{"id":4035,"date":"2010-05-19T15:07:58","date_gmt":"2010-05-19T18:37:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=4035"},"modified":"2010-05-19T15:07:58","modified_gmt":"2010-05-19T18:37:58","slug":"bread-wars","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/bread-wars\/","title":{"rendered":"bread wars!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>on monday, kevin was throwing pieces of bread out to the geese and they were getting pretty close to him in order to eat the bread.\u00a0 when i went out and made feeble and very lame attempts to throw the bread, it landed just a few feet from me and the geese scooted on down closer to the water.\u00a0 finally, though, kevin managed to launch a couple pieces near them, and they started fighting over it.<\/p>\n<p>you can see the one goose eating some of the bread.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"m27\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/m27.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"405\" \/><\/p>\n<p>the goslings are SO CUTE!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"m28\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/m28.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"405\" \/><\/p>\n<p>and here&#8217;s the video.<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"537\" height=\"324\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/TUGQZ20jvGs&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>i&#8217;m sure they had quite a bread feast after we left the yard.<\/p>\n<p>so, this morning&#8230;kevin was set to leave for fort shenendoah, VA at 5:15 a.m. &#8211; he was going to meet another guy from his&#8230;his&#8230;platoon?\u00a0 squadron?\u00a0 corps of civil war dudes?\u00a0 i can&#8217;t think of the right word.\u00a0 regiment?\u00a0 posse?\u00a0 herd?\u00a0 yes, his herd.\u00a0 anyway, he was going to meet the guy at 5:30 and they were going to caravan.<\/p>\n<p>kevin got up at five and i thought, gee, he must have really REALLY organized well in order to only have 15 small minutes to get ready.\u00a0 i was lying there in bed thinking, i should get up and say goodbye.\u00a0 i knew that he&#8217;d come in and say goodbye when he left, but i thought that maybe he&#8217;d like the company.\u00a0 would he like the company? i wasn&#8217;t sure, since normally when he gets up at six, he&#8217;s all alone in that endeavor, except of course for mollie who must eat some food IMMEDIATELY or waste away, and ditto for winnie.<\/p>\n<p>i thought, well, it&#8217;s already five after five; i&#8217;ll be able to go right back to bed when he leaves.<\/p>\n<p>so i got up and sat at the counter while he ate some cereal and organized stuff and hurried around like a very busy big bee.\u00a0 he said &#8220;i want to make some cherry cobbler when i&#8217;m there,&#8221; so he started putting together the dry ingredients in a bag.\u00a0 at this point it registered somewhere deep in my brain which was almost completely asleep still that i could help him out with this.\u00a0 but that part of my brain wasn&#8217;t able to actually reach the motor part of my body and instead i just sat there.\u00a0 he had the cookbook set out on one side of the counter, and the ingredients in the bag way down on the opposite end.\u00a0 i thought, hmm, this would go a lot faster if they were right next to each other&#8230;but once again, not able to actually put this into words.<\/p>\n<p>i watched, fascinated yet mostly asleep, as he carefully studied each ingredient, searched for it, measured it out in the bag.\u00a0 i mean, it was kind of painstaking.\u00a0 kevin is a morning person and even though it was REALLY early, i think he was pretty darn awake.\u00a0 so i assume when he makes something, this is how long it takes.\u00a0 i did manage to tell him where a couple things were, because he didn&#8217;t know.<\/p>\n<p>later this morning, when i was much more awake, i thought about this time-consuming process of cooking.\u00a0 if i&#8217;d been doing it (if i&#8217;d been awake), i&#8217;d have been flying around, efficiently mixing it all together, it would have been done in no time.\u00a0 this tells me that he needs to do MORE COOKING.<\/p>\n<p>no, not really, it was just funny to watch him doing all that hard work.<\/p>\n<p>then he had to load his cooler and do other important pre-leaving things,\u00a0 and he was finally ready to go at SEVEN.\u00a0 gee, i honestly don&#8217;t know how it got to be seven.\u00a0 he said he&#8217;d catch up with the caravan guy later maybe, no big deal.\u00a0 he got in the van&#8230;and the ignition went click click click.\u00a0 and that&#8217;s all.\u00a0 DEAD BATTERY.<\/p>\n<p>he hooked it up to charge and said he had to wait ten minutes.\u00a0 he hurried inside and found one more thing that he&#8217;d wanted to bring, and then, at the crack of 7:10, he was off.<\/p>\n<p>i was back in bed asleep by 7:15.<\/p>\n<p>somewhere in all of this mad flurry of activity on his part and sitting there like a zombie lump on my part, i thought about how nice it looks outside in the morning.\u00a0 the light is beautiful and it would be nice to get up early, but i know that&#8217;s not usually going to happen.\u00a0 i did manage to take a few pictures.<\/p>\n<p>the ducks all crowded up around the feeder after the geese stepped back because they were scared of something.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4038\" title=\"m29\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/m29.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"405\" \/><\/p>\n<p>see that great big teen gosling there in the front?\u00a0 very funny-looking and cute.\u00a0 and back in the background is this one lone little gosling.\u00a0 the main group of medium-sized goslings, there are about 20 of them, wasn&#8217;t around.\u00a0 i don&#8217;t know where this one tiny family came from.\u00a0 they&#8217;re new, and they heard the food was delicious here.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4039\" title=\"m30\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/m30.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"405\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4040\" title=\"m31\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/m31.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"405\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4041\" title=\"m32\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/m32.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"405\" \/><\/p>\n<p>i have to get a little yard work done now since it&#8217;s going to be EXACTLY LIKE AUGUST starting on sunday.<\/p>\n<p>ok then,<\/p>\n<p>wednesday solitary hillbilly grace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>on monday, kevin was throwing pieces of bread out to the geese and they were getting pretty close to him in order to eat the bread.\u00a0 when i went out and made feeble and very lame attempts to throw the bread, it landed just a few feet from me and the geese scooted on down 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