see, i knew there were many other important things i wanted to tell you, but i forgot. i\u2019ve been up writing for a while now, and i think i should probably just turn out the light, but i had to add these couple of things.<\/p>\n
FIRST, on my first day back here, i went to the dentist, and it\u2019s been a year and eight months since i was there, and i had NO CATIVITES! this was very exciting, because i was sure i\u2019d have at least one. <\/p>\n
i have an electric toothbrush sitting on my bathroom counter, it\u2019s been there for well over a year, and i don\u2019t know why i haven\u2019t used it for so long, but i haven\u2019t, but i decided to use it again tonight, in hopes of keeping my teeth shiny and plaque-free. and i have to say that if you don\u2019t have an electric toothbrush, you should rush right out and buy one. they\u2019re great, especially if you\u2019re lazy about brushing your teeth, and really, who isn\u2019t lazy about it? you don\u2019t have to do any of that laborious side-to-side or up and down motion with your hand, all you have to do is hold the brush to your teeth, and the electricity does all the work.<\/p>\n
electric tooth brushes, perfect for the lazy. which we all are, to some degree.<\/p>\n
a friend called me the other night and asked if there were problems with my site, and i forgot to call him back to tell him that it\u2019s just fine. but then tonight i tried to log on to look at the statistics and there was a big ominous WARNING that i\u2019d USED UP TOO MUCH SPACE ON THE SITE, and the whole thing is going to blow up IMMEDIATELY if i don\u2019t fix it. somehow. i called christine, but i don\u2019t know where she is right now, but hopefully she\u2019ll soon be checking her e-mail, because i also sent her an urgent e-mail, and i know she\u2019s addicted to her computer and will hopefully figure out the GRAVE PROBLEM with this site. i think some things need to be eliminated. very odd.<\/p>\n
perhaps i will look up recipes for DUCKSBLOOD SOUP online before going to sleep. “take one duck and squeeze the blood out of it till you have two cups.” that\u2019s how i figure the recipe will start.<\/p>\n
i once read an amusing article about a guy who had CHICKEN SUSHI is china, or maybe japan. i mean, we\u2019re talking RAW CHICKEN here. there seems to be an uncooked poultry thing going on in asia, i\u2019m feeling. perhaps somebody could look into this before we ALL DIE OF AVIAN ASIAN DUCKSBLOOD RAW CHICKEN FLU before the winter is through.<\/p>\n
friday\u2019s coming.<\/p>\n
i can hear it.<\/p>\n
ok then,<\/p>\n
grace ready for it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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