{"id":3572,"date":"2010-03-17T08:48:50","date_gmt":"2010-03-17T12:48:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=3572"},"modified":"2010-03-17T08:48:50","modified_gmt":"2010-03-17T12:48:50","slug":"the-hillybilly-phase","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/the-hillybilly-phase\/","title":{"rendered":"the hillybilly phase"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>it&#8217;s about to begin, in just an hour or so&#8230;i have to be at the oral surgeon at 8:30 and i&#8217;m sure they&#8217;ll first make me pay the HUGE AMOUNT for the pulling of the lone tooth&#8230;and then i get what will hopefully be really good drugs because they sure are expensive.<\/p>\n<p>last night trying to sleep, i woke up at 12:43 and mollie was snoring SO LOUDLY.\u00a0 i mean, more loudly than she&#8217;s been snoring lately.\u00a0 kevin then started snoring a little so i got out the earplugs and all was good.\u00a0 i did toss and turn a while anyway, and i&#8217;m pretty sure that&#8217;s because i did NOT follow the doctor&#8217;s orders about having a lowfat diner last night &#8211; i made deep dish chicago-style pizza and only had one piece, figuring that would be a little bit &#8220;lowfat&#8221; but when i was lying there in bed not sleeping i added up the amount of butter in the crust &#8211; my one slice had 1 3\/4 TBSP in it.\u00a0 it was a little bit healthy because instead of 3 1\/4 cups of unbleached flour i used 1 cup whole wheat pastry flour, 1 cup white whole wheat flour, and 1 1\/4 cups unbleached flour.\u00a0 much more nutritious, and it turned out great.\u00a0 but it was also covered with copious amounts of cheese so even the one slice wasn&#8217;t exactly low fat.<\/p>\n<p>mollie and i did run around the park yesterday for 25 minutes, and then later in the day we ran through the field with kevin for 25 minutes, so that&#8217;s a lot of running for mollie and me&#8230;it never was as warm yesterday as i wanted it to be, but at least we had a little sunshine, as opposed to this morning which is gray and gloomy as usual.<\/p>\n<p>kevin started out zig-zagging along, and then he decided to literally run circles around me.\u00a0 when we got to the soccor goal cage things he did a few chin-ups.\u00a0 i tried a chin-up just for the ridiculousness of it.<\/p>\n<p>i&#8217;m supposed to rest FOR THE REST OF THE DAY after this thing is over and i&#8217;m NOT SUPPOSED TO USE ANY MACHINERY OR POWER TOOLS.\u00a0 so there go all my housebuilding plans.\u00a0 what about driving, why didn&#8217;t it say i&#8217;m not supposed to drive any big vehicles?\u00a0 or small ones, for that matter?<\/p>\n<p>plus somebody is supposed to stay with me for 24 hours.\u00a0 i mentioned this to randy yesterday, and I said that&#8217;s maybe so i don&#8217;t go crazy or something after getting tooth pulled and realizing i&#8217;m going to look like a hillbilly for several months, but he said, no, it&#8217;s in case it starts bleeding uncontrollably and i CHOKE AND DROWN ON THE BLOOD.<\/p>\n<p>why, oh why, did i even mention this to randy? i thanked him for bringing that up because it hadn&#8217;t occurred to me.<\/p>\n<p>ok then, here we go&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>imminently hillbilly grace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>it&#8217;s about to begin, in just an hour or so&#8230;i have to be at the oral surgeon at 8:30 and i&#8217;m sure they&#8217;ll first make me pay the HUGE AMOUNT for the pulling of the lone tooth&#8230;and then i get what will hopefully be really good drugs because they sure are expensive. last night trying [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[48,17,34],"class_list":["post-3572","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-hillbilly-phase","tag-middle-of-the-night","tag-mollie"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6JLYy-VC","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3572","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3572"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3572\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3572"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3572"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3572"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}