{"id":3198,"date":"2010-02-16T12:59:05","date_gmt":"2010-02-16T16:59:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=3198"},"modified":"2010-02-16T12:59:05","modified_gmt":"2010-02-16T16:59:05","slug":"why-i-cannot-be-trusted-under-any-circumstances","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/why-i-cannot-be-trusted-under-any-circumstances\/","title":{"rendered":"WHY I CANNOT BE TRUSTED UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;when it comes to chocolate.<\/p>\n<p>because it&#8217;s just my nature, that&#8217;s why.<\/p>\n<p>the core of my being.<\/p>\n<p>i resisted on valentine&#8217;s day, then yesterday i ate a couple of little piece of chocolate lying around at randy&#8217;s house but i only ate one piece of my valentine heart chocolate.<\/p>\n<p>but then, this morning&#8230;i&#8217;ve been sitting here furiously researching digital cameras,and i ate JUST ONE piece of chocolate.<\/p>\n<p>which, OF COURSE, became JUST TWO&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>JUST THREE&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>JUST FOUR&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>damn damn damn.<\/p>\n<p>luckily the box only contained 14 pieces.\u00a0 i ate two sunday, one yesterday&#8230;there are now five left.<\/p>\n<p>with my lightning-quick math skills, i quickly compute that i just ate six pieces of valentine chocolate.<\/p>\n<p>could be worse.<\/p>\n<p>one of the pieces left is a caramel which doesn&#8217;t even count and i don&#8217;t know why they bothered to include it with the delicious chocolates.<\/p>\n<p>i&#8217;m about to waddle off to work out now, feeling guilty because mollie got all excited when i put on my gym shoes&#8230;but it&#8217;s 24 degrees outside now and windy and according to the computer the wind chill is 11 and she&#8217;d get too cold.\u00a0 kevin strolled out all dressed in many layers to go to class, and i thought long and hard of running\/walking to meet him, but it&#8217;s just not gonna happen today.<\/p>\n<p>i wouldn&#8217;t relish wading through the very deep snow in the field.<\/p>\n<p>not to mention the cold with the horrible wind making my cheeks numb and my nose run.<\/p>\n<p>i think i&#8217;ve decided on a Sansumg HZ15W 12 mp camera with a 10x optical zoom.\u00a0 i looked at all the cameras in consumer reports and a wide-angle lens is important to me and also i don&#8217;t want one that weighs too much and i kept looking them up and found this one on amazon plus it comes with a card and an extra battery and the price is pretty good and i&#8217;m very excited about ordering it and when it gets here i should be able to take FANTASTIC photos of mr. raccoon&#8230;assuming he&#8217;s still around.\u00a0 but why wouldn&#8217;t he be?<\/p>\n<p>i also must POST THOSE RACCOON PHOTOS here later this afternoon after i&#8217;ve worked off at least a few of those DAMN CHOCOLATE CANDIES.<\/p>\n<p>ok ok ok already,<\/p>\n<p>tuesday grace.<\/p>\n<h1 class=\"parseasinTitle\"><span 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