{"id":3142,"date":"2010-02-14T20:24:03","date_gmt":"2010-02-15T00:24:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=3142"},"modified":"2010-02-14T20:24:03","modified_gmt":"2010-02-15T00:24:03","slug":"valentines-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/valentines-day\/","title":{"rendered":"valentine’s day!"},"content":{"rendered":"

i look forward to getting up in the morning and sitting down drinking my tea and looking out at the birds while reading the comics online.<\/p>\n

but this morning i got up and there were valentine packages on the dining room table, so i said LET’S OPEN OUR GIFTS NOW!\u00a0 and kevin said, sure, and i said BUT I HAVE TO WRAP MINE FIRST so then i had to scurry around finding wrapping paper and tape and scissors, and then\u00a0 i had to attempt to think of something both sweet and clever to write on the card and since i’d just gotten up it wasn’t so much in either respect.\u00a0 i decided to write down love phrases from different songs and i started out with YOU LIGHT UP MY LIFE, a song that will unfortunately always be imbedded in my brain because of the number of times they used to play it on the radio when i was little; obviously the brain-washing did the trick because that’s the first line i thought of out of all the love songs in the worlds of which there must be a few hundred bazillion.<\/p>\n

i thought of a few more lines of songs, more or less lame than that particular song, and tried to make my penmanship legible enough so kevin could actually read what i wrote, and then i had to do a lot of wrapping and i hadn’t even had one sip of tea yet.<\/p>\n

here’s how they looked. not bad for first thing in the morning.<\/p>\n

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but then i noticed that there was some weird brown spot just off center on the picture.\u00a0 i tried taking a closeup of the card, and this is what it looked like.<\/p>\n

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how annoying.\u00a0 i think the camera is now broken.\u00a0 last night i tried to take a picture out the window of the raccoon and i stupidly used the flash and i think it burned a hole in something in the camera.\u00a0 very, very annoying.<\/p>\n

kevin gave me this funny magnet.<\/p>\n

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i gave him a yoda dashboard ornament that says about 12 or so different things when you press the button.\u00a0 now that i know that he loves star wars so much that he saw it 119 times in the theater, i never have to worry about what to get him again.<\/p>\n

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he bought me a relatively small box of chocolate, and i’ve only eaten ONE yet today which is actually kind of a miracle.\u00a0 he also got me this huge bottle of wine plus this great pool cue.\u00a0 my name is on the end of it!\u00a0 very very fancy.<\/p>\n

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and as you can see, i do look like a supermodel first thing in the morning.<\/p>\n

yesterday he also gave me a lovely vase of flowers and i took a picture but i’ve very annoyed about the big brown smudge in the middle so maybe i’ll wait till we get a new camera to take a good photo.\u00a0 so we’d better do it fast, before the flowers die!<\/p>\n

tonight i’m excited because we’re ordering a TACO PIZZA from papa john’s! what more could a person ask for on valentine’s day?<\/p>\n

ok then,<\/p>\n

valentine grace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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