{"id":2132,"date":"2009-08-05T14:41:24","date_gmt":"2009-08-05T19:41:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=2132"},"modified":"2009-08-05T14:41:24","modified_gmt":"2009-08-05T19:41:24","slug":"kevins-birthday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/kevins-birthday\/","title":{"rendered":"kevin&#8217;s birthday&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>as i wrote yesterday, there was no time to prepare for kevin&#8217;s birthday.\u00a0 i had a two-hour window of opportunity on monday afternoon to go find him a present.<\/p>\n<p>why didn&#8217;t i buy him anything in scotland?\u00a0 why didn&#8217;t i even think about what to get him as we were riding our bikes and sightseeing?\u00a0 well, we were buying things anyway and it would have been difficult if not impossible to buy him something without him seeing it at some point because we were constantly re-packing and shuffling all the stuff around in our ever-expanding suitcases.<\/p>\n<p>plus somewhere in the back of my mind i figured i&#8217;d have plenty of time to think about his birthday once we got home.<\/p>\n<p>i was wrong.\u00a0 i bought him a civil war book, and amy and jim also got him civil war books, and yesterday afternoon randy called and was going to get him a civil war book.\u00a0 i said that wouldn&#8217;t be a good idea, so he was looking at civil war dvd&#8217;s and i looked through kevin&#8217;s collection and found a set of six civil war dvds.\u00a0 unopened.\u00a0 i said he should look for something else.<\/p>\n<p>here&#8217;s kevin looking very happy in spite of the ad-hoc party.\u00a0 he got a free sombrero when we went out to lunch, and he wore the happy birthday hat over that.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2133\" title=\"kevin-1\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/kevin-1.jpg\" alt=\"kevin-1\" width=\"520\" height=\"390\" \/><\/p>\n<p>instead of making him a pizza, we ordered out.\u00a0 it was delicious, i must admit.\u00a0 i made his birthday cake yesterday morning before my busy day of massages.\u00a0 i&#8217;d found some candles that spelled out &#8220;happy birthday&#8221; and put them on the cake and we lit the candles but they started to go out before we got out the door with the cake.\u00a0 amy told me to take the picture and she&#8217;d carry the cake but she had to walk through the screened-in porch with the ceiling fan going and she was too short to turn it off&#8230;they finally got that under control but the candles were clearly completely crappy because by the time amy got out on the deck the candles were all out.\u00a0 she started yelling at kevin to CLOSE HIS EYES as we frantically started lighting candles again, but they kept going out as she walked the three steps to the table.<\/p>\n<p>here&#8217;s amy and mom trying to get those candles lit.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2134\" title=\"kevin-2\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/kevin-2.jpg\" alt=\"kevin-2\" width=\"520\" height=\"390\" \/><\/p>\n<p>by the time she set the cake down, they were once again all out.\u00a0 we tried to light them again but many of the wicks had actually fallen out.<\/p>\n<p>finally kevin took charge, lighting his own candles.<\/p>\n<p>HE HAD TO LIGHT HIS OWN BIRTHDAY CANDLES.\u00a0 how bad is that?\u00a0 he did manage to get some of them lit and then quickly blew them out.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2135\" title=\"kevin-3\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/kevin-3.jpg\" alt=\"kevin-3\" width=\"520\" height=\"390\" \/><\/p>\n<p>i hope his birthday wish comes true.\u00a0 he probably didn&#8217;t even have time to think of a wish, what with the yelling and the melting candles and all the chaos.<\/p>\n<p>whew.<\/p>\n<p>at least the cake was delicious.\u00a0 he was very enthusiastic about his presents, including the NATIONAL SECRETS dvds that randy bought him.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2136\" title=\"kevin-4\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/kevin-4.jpg\" alt=\"kevin-4\" width=\"520\" height=\"390\" \/><\/p>\n<p>today things are calm, thank goodness. nothing to plan, no catastrophes at the moment.\u00a0 kevin is happily setting up the GIANT COMPUTER MONITOR that dad gave him.<\/p>\n<p>ok then, scotland photos very soon,<\/p>\n<p>wednesday, how on earth did it get to be wednesday already,<\/p>\n<p>grace<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>as i wrote yesterday, there was no time to prepare for kevin&#8217;s birthday.\u00a0 i had a two-hour window of opportunity on monday afternoon to go find him a present. why 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