…just one small perfect piece, that’s all i want.<\/p>\n
randy gave me not one but two bars of godiva chocolate for my birthday.\u00a0 he forgot to give them to me for my actual birthday but then he finally gave them to me and they looked very delicious.\u00a0 i put them in the fridge, determined that i’d keep them there for a long long time or till i lost five pounds whichever came first and of course the long long time would come first.<\/p>\n
but one night i thought to myself I’LL JUST HAVE TWO LITTLE SQUARES OF CHOCOLATE.<\/p>\n
but then of course i’d have eaten at least one entire bar.\u00a0 more than likely, both of them.<\/p>\n
i looked in the fridge…and they were gone.\u00a0 hmm, where were they?\u00a0 WHERE’S MY CHOCOLATE?<\/p>\n
surely kevin wouldn’t have taken them…<\/p>\n
i asked him.\u00a0 “maybe somebody had low blood sugar in the middle of the night and they ate a little,” he said.\u00a0 did you eat BOTH of them? i asked with great surprise.\u00a0 yes.\u00a0 NOT AT THE SAME TIME?\u00a0 no.\u00a0 one one night, one another.<\/p>\n
i couldn’t be mad, because i didn’t need that chocolate and would have eaten it all in one sitting and would have instantly gained 10 pounds.\u00a0 plus his blood sugar was low and what a nice way to bring it up for a change, with some delicious godiva chocolate.<\/p>\n
this isn’t what i wanted to write about tonight.\u00a0 i’ve been looking at weather.com, at the forecast for glasgow, scotland.\u00a0 it didn’t seem so bad, with highs in the 60s and lows in the 50s, so i figured that by the time we got there, it wouldn’t be so bad.\u00a0 not so bad.<\/p>\n
but then last night i finally found a website that had a listing for the town where we’ll actually start cycling, callander, scotland.\u00a0 it’s MUCH COLDER IN CALLANDER.\u00a0 it’s only about 85 miles north of glasgow, but a good five degrees colder.\u00a0 this week the lows in callander will be IN THE THIRTIES.\u00a0 with WIND CHILLS.\u00a0 in the low 3o’s.\u00a0 the website is weatherunderground.com.<\/p>\n
highs in the fifties.\u00a0 this is making me re-think my whole packing plan.\u00a0 i thought i’d bring a pair of capris to wear when biking. NO WAY JOSE.\u00a0 i’m bringing my long black thermal pants.\u00a0 plus gloves and a warm biking jacket and it’s so crazy to think about how cold it’s going to be when it’s warm here and getting warmer every day.<\/p>\n
but if you’re not too busy, look at google maps for callander and click on the link to see photos and MY GOD IT’S BEAUTIFUL THERE.\u00a0 other little towns include pitlochry and killin.<\/p>\n
and don’t tell me you’re too busy too look them up – i’m sure you spend plenty of time on the computer writing stuff on facebook and doing a bunch of time-frittering stuff.<\/p>\n
this is where we’ll be!\u00a0 hopefully it won’t snow.\u00a0 because that would be a little much.\u00a0 and also hopefully it won’t rain even though i know that’s a lot to hope for since it is scotland where it rains a whole lot.\u00a0 but if it does rain it’ll probaly be a cold and yucky rain.<\/p>\n
somehow we managed to avoid the rain when we biked in austria, even though one day we put on our rain gear because we were surrounded by big black clouds.\u00a0 the week before we’d gotten there the rain was so bad that people drowned.<\/p>\n
maybe we’ll be lucky again.<\/p>\n
ok then,<\/p>\n
monday night grace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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