swine flu swine flu swine flu.\u00a0 i haven’t been watching it on TV but i keep reading about it online and i feel over-saturated with it.<\/p>\n
so let’s all stop the obsessive reading and take a break and do something fun.\u00a0 read some comics.\u00a0 play some music.\u00a0 eat some ice cream.<\/p>\n
yesterday i threw out two very old containers of ice cream.\u00a0 one of them was sugar free and low fat, and i was alarmed that it didn’t just melt like you’d think it would.\u00a0 it retained its ice cream-like state for hours, and when i finally flushed it down the drain using very hot water, there was still a thick coating of ice cream on the container and it didn’t want to budge at all.<\/p>\n
a few too many chemicals, is what i’m thinking.<\/p>\n
this summer we’re going to make our own ice cream.\u00a0 we also planted some strawberries although the deer have already started eating all the leaves.<\/p>\n
so we could become totally self-sufficient, living on ice cream and strawberries and not going anywhere and therefore missing the huge swine flu pandemic epidemic crises that’s about to ruin everybody’s summer.<\/p>\n
you’re welcome to stop by anytime.\u00a0 as long as you’ve thoroughly washed your hands.<\/p>\n
ok then,<\/p>\n
monday night grace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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