{"id":1932,"date":"2009-03-31T10:03:35","date_gmt":"2009-03-31T15:03:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=1932"},"modified":"2009-03-31T10:03:35","modified_gmt":"2009-03-31T15:03:35","slug":"it-serves-me-right","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/it-serves-me-right\/","title":{"rendered":"it serves me right"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>that i kept observing all the bright red people getting cooked out there on the beach.\u00a0 last night i realized that i&#8217;d burned the bottoms of my legs something fierce.\u00a0 we stopped by a drug store and i slathered on the aloe and kept doing it and took lots of motrin and had a glass of wine but still, OUCH, the pain was so bad that it woke me up in the middle of the night.<\/p>\n<p>very dumb.\u00a0 lesson learned.<\/p>\n<p>somehow i thought that my very pale legs wouldn&#8217;t burn because they usually don&#8217;t even tan and the sun isn&#8217;t so strong at this time of the year.<\/p>\n<p>but we were on the beach for SIX HOURS.\u00a0 it&#8217;s just amazing that they didn&#8217;t blister up and fall right off.<\/p>\n<p>today we&#8217;ve been lounging by the pool so far.\u00a0 kevin reported that in spfld this morning it was drizzling, in the upper 30&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p>miami beach isn&#8217;t really the crazy scene that we encountered when we first got here.\u00a0 last night we sat out on the hotel&#8217;s front porch, playing poker, and a few people walked by, but there were no masses of prostitute-looking women.\u00a0 the hotel now looks beautiful, nothing like the trashed place it was when we arrived.<\/p>\n<p>what if we&#8217;d booked our vacation last week?\u00a0 some poor people must have inadvertently done that, but on the other hand maybe the place was full with partiers.<\/p>\n<p>today we&#8217;re going on a duck tour.\u00a0 amy and i thought it was an amphibious vehicle, capable of going from land to sea, shaped like a 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