you might already know this, but there is no need to spend money on microwave popcorn.\u00a0 you can make popcorn in the microwave using plain old popcorn.\u00a0 it makes sense, doesn’t it?\u00a0 microwave popcorn isn’t somehow imbued with some kind of magical, microwave-friendly chemicals.\u00a0 it’s just popcorn that they put in a bag and printed directions on the bag and charge a lot for that.<\/p>\n
here’s what you do:\u00a0 place 1\/4 cup of popcorn in a brown paper lunch bag.\u00a0 fold the bag over a couple of times.\u00a0 turn on the microwave.\u00a0 pop till there’s about a second or two between pops.\u00a0 eat.\u00a0 enjoy.\u00a0 fast.\u00a0 easy.\u00a0 cheap.<\/p>\n
amy already knew about this when i told her.\u00a0 or else i had a dream that i told her and she already knew about it, i can’t remember which.<\/p>\n
maybe i should turn this into a “hints from heloise”-type website, except that’s about all the tips i have.<\/p>\n
i’m tipped out.<\/p>\n
ok then, spring is on its way,<\/p>\n
wednesday grace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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