{"id":18491,"date":"2020-03-21T15:55:04","date_gmt":"2020-03-21T20:55:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=18491"},"modified":"2020-03-21T15:55:10","modified_gmt":"2020-03-21T20:55:10","slug":"i-dont-have-the-coronavirus-fyi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/i-dont-have-the-coronavirus-fyi\/","title":{"rendered":"i don&#8217;t have the coronavirus, fyi&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>in one of my recent posts about mom and my trip to florida i made this statement:  &#8220;Ok, so&#8230;i&#8217;ve had a cold with a  horrible cough for over a week now.  plus, the coronavirus &#8230;&#8221; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>what i meant to convey was that i&#8217;ve been feeling bad with a cold, as well as bummed out about the coronavirus.  but bev called to point out that in reading it, one would think i have a cold AND the coronavirus.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>so, bad writing on my part.  but i don&#8217;t have it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>but really, how do people know they don&#8217;t have it if they haven&#8217;t been tested?  i&#8217;m just saying.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>bev also read about the giant jar of nutella left in the house where we stayed in Tampa, and said she thought &#8220;i hope she doesn&#8217;t eat it,&#8221; but i&#8217;m sure she figured, before reading the next sentence, that of course i wouldn&#8217;t pass up the chance to eat Nutella, opened or not opened.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>she told me she has a jar just that size at her house and she puts it on a graham cracker now and then.  but i already knew that she&#8217;s a don&#8217;t-eat-it-all-at-once rockstar.  when i&#8217;ve been at her house she has mini chocolate bars just lying in dishes which of course is never the case here.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>at least my declaration about having the coronavirus made bev laugh.  we need more of that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>laughing, not the coronavirus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>which i don&#8217;t have.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>ok then,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>g.h. on a gray saturday afternoon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>in one of my recent posts about mom and my trip to florida i made this statement: &#8220;Ok, so&#8230;i&#8217;ve had a cold with a horrible cough for over a week now. plus, the coronavirus &#8230;&#8221; what i meant to convey was that i&#8217;ve been feeling bad with a cold, as well as bummed out about [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[446],"class_list":["post-18491","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-bev"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6JLYy-4Of","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18491","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18491"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18491\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18492,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18491\/revisions\/18492"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18491"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18491"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18491"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}