yesterday moring i woke up at 7:30.\u00a0 i petted Mollie, who was lying there next to me.\u00a0 i stumbled around a bit, put on my robe, and staggered out into the living room.<\/p>\n
no kevin.<\/p>\n
where was kevin?<\/p>\n
his coffee wasn’t brewing.\u00a0 there was no newspaper lying around anywhere.<\/p>\n
was he in the workshop?\u00a0 nope.\u00a0 outside?\u00a0 surely not, because there was his enormous hat which i keep meaning to take a picture of, especially because he got me a matching one and they’re pretty funny.<\/p>\n
was he in the basement?\u00a0 upstairs, for some reason?<\/p>\n
no kevin anywhere.<\/p>\n
did we have a huge fight the night before, so bad that kevin stormed out and didn’t return and then i blocked the whole thing out?<\/p>\n
this seemed highly unlikely, since we basically don’t manage to ever fight about anything.<\/p>\n
SO WHERE WAS KEVIN?<\/p>\n
i started calling him, hoping he’d somehow miraculously emerge.<\/p>\n
kevin?\u00a0 kevin?\u00a0 KEVIN!\u00a0 KEVIN??<\/p>\n
“yes?” he replied.<\/p>\n
HE HAD BEEN SLEEPING.\u00a0 IN THE BED NEXT TO ME.<\/p>\n
i woke up, petted the dog OBVIOUSLY LYING BETWEEN US, gone in and out of the bedroom at least a couple times, and yet i DID NOT SEE HIM THERE IN THE BED.<\/p>\n
he said that maybe he was wearing his invisibility cloak.<\/p>\n
that must be it.<\/p>\n
ok then,<\/p>\n
friday morning grace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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