{"id":1632,"date":"2009-01-10T17:23:34","date_gmt":"2009-01-10T22:23:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=1632"},"modified":"2009-01-10T17:23:34","modified_gmt":"2009-01-10T22:23:34","slug":"qwerty-keyboard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/qwerty-keyboard\/","title":{"rendered":"QWERTY KEYBOARD!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>did you know what that it?  that&#8217;s right, it&#8217;s an ACTUAL THING.  christine mentioned her qwerty keyboard and i assumed she was totally drunk when attempting to type whatever it was that she was trying to type&#8230;quirky?  pretty?  <\/p>\n<p>no, of course it&#8217;s a real thing.  christine says:<br \/>\n&#8220;a qwerty keyboard refers to the large, horizontal, rectangular shape and layout of a regular keyboard. 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