{"id":1622,"date":"2009-01-07T21:11:55","date_gmt":"2009-01-08T02:11:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=1622"},"modified":"2009-01-07T21:11:55","modified_gmt":"2009-01-08T02:11:55","slug":"what-did-they-have-for-lunch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/what-did-they-have-for-lunch\/","title":{"rendered":"what did they have for lunch??"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>all the presidents met for lunch today at the white house.  they had a 90-minute lunch.  bush 1 &#038; 2 and obama all wore blue ties.  clinton and carter wore red ties.<\/p>\n<p>but what did they have for lunch?  i just read an AP story that said the white house wouldn&#8217;t say what they had.  why not?  did they have a big plate of greasy fried chicken and fries with cheese sauce and they didn&#8217;t want people to know they were secretly being unhealthy?  did they drink their lunches?  martinis for everybody?  were they all craving frozen pizza?<\/p>\n<p>i guess it doesn&#8217;t really matter what they had, but i want to know.<\/p>\n<p>beer.  maybe they just drank beer and ate potato chips.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>all the presidents met for lunch today at the white house. they had a 90-minute lunch. bush 1 &#038; 2 and obama all wore blue ties. clinton and carter wore red ties. but what did they have for lunch? i just read an AP story that said the white house wouldn&#8217;t say what they had. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1622","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6JLYy-qa","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1622","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1622"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1622\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1622"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1622"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1622"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}