{"id":1588,"date":"2009-01-01T16:58:06","date_gmt":"2009-01-01T21:58:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=1588"},"modified":"2009-01-01T16:58:06","modified_gmt":"2009-01-01T21:58:06","slug":"burris","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/burris\/","title":{"rendered":"burris"},"content":{"rendered":"

THANKS, WANDA! for the link to the photo of the enormous monument he had made for himself.\u00a0 i was going to look for the photo yesterday but ran out of time.\u00a0 since i CAN’T POST ANY PHOTOS RIGHT NOW WHICH MAKES ME CRAZY, here’s the link to the website with the photo:<\/p>\n

burris’ monument to himself<\/a><\/p>\n

read the comments below the photo.\u00a0 many people talked about burris and his lunacy,\u00a0 but there were quite a few posts about what people want to do when they’re dead; many talked about cremation, but this one made me laugh:<\/p>\n

37. ElBruce<\/cite> Says:<\/p>\n

I want to have my chest cavity hollowed out, filled with apples and then bury me unenbalmed.<\/p>\n

Years later, after the inevitable apple tree grows to sufficient height, nail a small plaque to it with my stats and the words \u201cEAT ME.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

THANKS, WANDA! for the link to the photo of the enormous monument he had made for himself.\u00a0 i was going to look for the photo yesterday but ran out of time.\u00a0 since i CAN’T POST ANY PHOTOS RIGHT NOW WHICH MAKES ME CRAZY, here’s the link to the website with the photo: burris’ monument to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1588","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s6JLYy-burris","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1588","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1588"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1588\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1588"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1588"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1588"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}