last night we got home from yet another holiday party and mollie was very enthusiastic and happy to see us.<\/p>\n
on the floor was a box of chocolate hazelnut tea, the teabags scattered all over the floor, some of them gnawed on.\u00a0 also there were two potatoes and a bag of homemade taco seasoning mix, with a hole in it.<\/p>\n
nothing had really been eaten, but you know that mollie was SERIOUSLY STARVING TO DEATH.<\/p>\n
it must have been very frustrating for her, able to slide open the pantry doors and only procuring tea, taters and taco seasoning.<\/p>\n
there was also a small can of cat food on the floor in the living room.\u00a0 she hasn’t figured out how to work the can opener. yet.<\/p>\n
plus there was a six-pack of V-8 juice on the floor.\u00a0 clearly she had no interest in that.<\/p>\n
mollie is a very busy dog.\u00a0 this morning she is curled up on the couch, saving up energy for the next time we leave the house.<\/p>\n
seriously, we need to turn on the video camera when we leave to get footage of mollie’s valiant attempts at getting food.<\/p>\n
ok then,<\/p>\n
sunday grace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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