help!\u00a0 my phone made a noise and i realized it was a message.\u00a0 i had TWO messages, but i can’t get to them.\u00a0 every time i dial the phone it cuts off.\u00a0 i tried turning it off and then on, but then for a while it kept saying “service unavailable.”<\/p>\n
it’s not like i have a neighbor with a land line so i can try to call myself.\u00a0 and if i did try it, what good would that do?\u00a0 i can’t take the phone to the phone store because i didn’t buy it at the store, i bought it online.\u00a0 i can’t call the help people at AT&T\u00a0 because i can’t call…<\/p>\n
i could go over to my parents’ house and use their phone.<\/p>\n
but right now i guess i’ll just be here all alone on my island, cleaning the bathrooms.<\/p>\n
because my life is, indeed, very very glamorous.<\/p>\n
ok then,<\/p>\n
wednesday grace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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