{"id":1374,"date":"2008-10-15T14:34:40","date_gmt":"2008-10-15T19:34:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=1374"},"modified":"2008-10-15T14:34:40","modified_gmt":"2008-10-15T19:34:40","slug":"things-sink","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/things-sink\/","title":{"rendered":"things sink"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>remember when i dropped the clippers in the lake this summer?\u00a0 i was talking to bev on my cell phone and trimming a bush on the end of the dock and plop, the clippers fell in the water.\u00a0 luckily i was wearing my swimming suit and i jumped in and felt around on the bottom of the lake with my feet and was able to retrieve them.<\/p>\n<p>that was a good day.<\/p>\n<p>this morning, however&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>it started out well.\u00a0 it was warmer than i thought it&#8217;d be, and kind of humid.\u00a0 i took the dogs running and we all had a good time.<\/p>\n<p>we got home and stood out on the dock and the water was perfectly smooth and a fish lept out of the water and it really was so beautiful that i wished others were there to share in the beauty and peace of the lake.<\/p>\n<p>we sat down on the edge of the dock and i dangled my feet over the edge and the water\u00a0 level is low enough now so that my running shoes didn&#8217;t get near the water.\u00a0 i thought about sitting there for a good long time but decided not to tarry because of all the things i have to accomplish before we leave for DC.<\/p>\n<p>Noodle was wearing mollie&#8217;s leash, mollie had no leash on, and i had joined noodle and numie&#8217;s leashes together so that numie had a longer leash.\u00a0 i unhooked them and stood up&#8230;and watched noodle&#8217;s leash fall into the water.\u00a0 glug glub, it sank right down leaving a trail of bubbles.<\/p>\n<p>damn.\u00a0 how could i be so stupid, yet again?<\/p>\n<p>i didn&#8217;t think it would sink but it did.<\/p>\n<p>i thought i&#8217;d jump in right there and maybe i could get it with my feet like i did with the clippers.\u00a0 i decided instead to walk down the ladder.<\/p>\n<p>the water was kind of cold, but i was hot from running so even though it was initally a shock, it actually felt kind of good.\u00a0 i could touch the bottom at the steps but realized that the water was a lot deeper at the end of the dock.<\/p>\n<p>i swam around and came to the place where the leash had sunk.\u00a0 there was no way to touch the bottom with my feet, so i&#8217;d have to dive down for it.<\/p>\n<p>i&#8217;m sure i&#8217;ve mentioned that i used to be such a bad swimmer that one time when i was a kid swimming in a hotel pool a woman was going to dive in and save me because she thought i was drowning.<\/p>\n<p>my swiming has improved since then, but i didn&#8217;t feel like diving down in the murky water.\u00a0 but i did it.\u00a0 and i couldn&#8217;t even reach the bottom of the lake.<\/p>\n<p>damn again.<\/p>\n<p>i tried it one more time, telling myself JUST BE BRAVE, GRACE, but that didn&#8217;t help at all.\u00a0 i realized that the leash would have to stay there at the bottom of the lake until some later date when somebody better at diving could get it.<\/p>\n<p>i thought about calling my brother david, who i might be able to coerce out here to get it right away.\u00a0 but it quickly got cloudy and started raining buckets so i figured he wouldn&#8217;t be so keen on swimming.<\/p>\n<p>when i was walking up to the house, dripping and squishing as i went, i remembered that i&#8217;d tucked amy&#8217;s house key into the waistband of my shorts.\u00a0 OH NO.<\/p>\n<p>by some miracle the key was still there.<\/p>\n<p>whew.\u00a0 so only one thing lost today.<\/p>\n<p>but now\u00a0 i have to go buy noodle a new leash in addition to the many other things that must be accomplished in the next couple of days.<\/p>\n<p>in the middle of all this stuff this morning, randy called me because his state car had stopped working because he&#8217;d had the oil changed a couple of weeks ago and i guess the guy who did it didn&#8217;t replace the oil filter correctly and now the car was dead and he needed a ride from somewhere to somewhere but i had to take a shower and give a massage and was already feeling a bit stressed by the general state of things.<\/p>\n<p>after my massage randy and mom showed up; mom had rescued him, so we all went out to lunch.\u00a0 kevin joined us, and a lovely time was had by all even though there were SO MANY THINGS I NEEDED TO BE DOING.<\/p>\n<p>right now i have to get the laundry out of the dryer.\u00a0 it keeps beeping at me every few minutes.<\/p>\n<p>last night we had another rehearsal.\u00a0 before i went, kevin read my part with me.\u00a0 at the end of the play i get to keen; keening is an irish loud wailing kind of noised, and kevin and i started keening which made mollie HOWL along with us.<\/p>\n<p>so mollie is quite happy for the moment, until we leave her to go on vacation and she feels forlorn and depressed and abandoned.<\/p>\n<p>it&#8217;s always something.<\/p>\n<p>ok then,<\/p>\n<p>wednesday already grace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>remember when i dropped the clippers in the lake this summer?\u00a0 i was talking to bev on my cell phone and trimming a bush on the end of the dock and plop, the clippers fell in the water.\u00a0 luckily i was wearing my swimming suit and i jumped in and felt around on the bottom [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1374","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6JLYy-ma","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1374","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1374"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1374\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1374"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1374"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1374"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}