{"id":1338,"date":"2008-09-16T15:25:02","date_gmt":"2008-09-16T20:25:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=1338"},"modified":"2008-09-16T15:25:02","modified_gmt":"2008-09-16T20:25:02","slug":"congratulations-mom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/congratulations-mom\/","title":{"rendered":"CONGRATULATIONS, MOM!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>right this very minute i&#8217;m typing this on mom&#8217;s BRAND NEW FABULOUS COMPUTER.<\/p>\n<p>it&#8217;s a laptop.<\/p>\n<p>red.<\/p>\n<p>it&#8217;s a gateway, with more memory than my gateway laptop, plus it&#8217;s RED.<\/p>\n<p>mom had a lot of anxiety about buying a new computer.<\/p>\n<p>THERE&#8217;S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF.<\/p>\n<p>please congratulate her if you see her.<\/p>\n<p>it&#8217;s a fabulous computer.<\/p>\n<p>i&#8217;d walk right out of here with the computer tucked under my arm, but she has to give me a ride home.<\/p>\n<p>i could walk, but i have mollie and shadow here with me, and neither of them has a leash.<\/p>\n<p>mollie is having a fabulous time here this afternoon because there&#8217;s a repair guy right in the front of the house and so mollie just barks and barks.<\/p>\n<p>everything is good.<\/p>\n<p>ok then,<\/p>\n<p>tuesday grace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>right this very minute i&#8217;m typing this on mom&#8217;s BRAND NEW FABULOUS COMPUTER. it&#8217;s a laptop. red. it&#8217;s a gateway, with more memory than my gateway laptop, plus it&#8217;s RED. mom had a lot of anxiety about buying a new computer. THERE&#8217;S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF. please congratulate her if you see her. it&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1338","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6JLYy-lA","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1338","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1338"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1338\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}