last evening we had a read-through for the latest DANGER: ADULT CONTENT show.\u00a0 remember that?\u00a0 we did one…two years ago?\u00a0 must have been two and a half years ago.\u00a0 last time i got to be a crazy woman turning into a bag lady who carried many things in her purse including a bowl of cold oatmeal.\u00a0 it was fun to be crazy, except the second night when i couldn’t remember my next line.\u00a0 luckily i was supposed to be crazy, so i kept repeating the line “AND RUMMAGING THROUGH GARBAGE CANS” over and over, and finally i remembered and went on.\u00a0 but forevermore that line AND RUMMAGING THROUGH GARBAGE CANS will continue to ricochet around in my head.<\/p>\n
my favorite part of the evening last night was before we started, waiting around for people to show up.\u00a0 mac warren’s little daughter, her name is analyse i think but that looks more like analyze not analisse i have no idea how to spell it and maybe that’s not her name anyway, but she was running all around, very cute.\u00a0 mac said she was excited about us being there and had been singing a song about it before we arrived.\u00a0 she was going to perform for us up on her stage, a perfect-height hearth in front of the fireplace.\u00a0 she even had a big plastic microphone and her best friend, a bunny that’s taller than she is.<\/p>\n
she wouldn’t sing, though, because she was suddenly way too shy.\u00a0 instead she offered gumballs to everybody, carrying around a giant plastic jar of them.\u00a0 i declined, trying to explain to her that i try not to chew gum because of my TMJ jaw issue, but she didn’t seem too sad to not further deplete her enormous gumball supply.<\/p>\n
as we were about to start our read-through she asked me if i’d like to put on my bathing suit and go running through the sprinkler with her.\u00a0 i have to admit it sounded tempting, but i didn’t have my suit and figured the neighbors would highly object to a naked woman running through a sprinkler in the otherwise very kid-friendly neighborhood.<\/p>\n
now i really have to start making spanikopeta.\u00a0 we’re having that, potstickers, samosas, and pakora for dinner.\u00a0 everything appetizers, per amy’s request.\u00a0 lots of frying will commence later today.<\/p>\n
ok ok ok,<\/p>\n
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