what did the pilgrims do? is my question. when they went out dancing in a very very smoky bar, they didn\u2019t have a shower to come home to, did they?<\/p>\n
i\u2019m just wondering. the pilgrims. sleeping with their hair smelling like smoke. not pleasant.<\/p>\n
i did, indeed, go dancing, and it was SO MUCH FUN. i love to dance. it\u2019s been way too long since i\u2019ve done it.<\/p>\n
the only problem was that i was wearing a stretchy skirt i bought not that long ago, and it has an elastic waistband, and i\u2019ve lost a little weight since i bought it and it kept sliding down.<\/p>\n
most of the men (all of them?) in the bar wouldn\u2019t have cared if it had fallen off, but i felt a little self-conscious about it.<\/p>\n
randy was worried that nobody else would be dancing, because he didn\u2019t want to stand out. but finally a good song came on (i can\u2019t tell if it\u2019s a good song or not, but he always seems to know), so we danced, even though there were only a couple other people on the dance floor.<\/p>\n
and so, mr. “i don\u2019t want anybody to notice me” asked me if i\u2019d like to dance together or separately, and i said i didn\u2019t care, and all of a sudden he was twirling me around and around, and we were dancing just like fred and ginger, and i thought, “is this being inconspicuous?” i didn\u2019t care; like i said, nobody would have cared if all my clothes fell off at any point. it was just SO MUCH FUN, the dancing. <\/p>\n
there was a girl there who seemed to be a stripper. she had long blonde hair, lots of makeup, and wore a tiny little midriff top with little straps wrapping around her exposed stomach, and very lowrider pants. randy claimed that “that\u2019s how people dress,” but i think only strippers dress like that. but on the other hand, if she WAS a stripper, wouldn\u2019t she be out stripping, instead of dancing?<\/p>\n
randy suggested that she could actually be a man, but i don\u2019t think she was a man. she looked like a woman. a stripper. sometimes when she danced she was a little out of control, and i tried to keep a safe distance so she wouldn\u2019t run into me. <\/p>\n
it was, indeed, very smoky, so i had to take a shower when i got home. what did people do before showers? i guess i could have taken a bath, but it seems that would have taken such a long time, all the filling of the tub and everything. it\u2019s very nice to be clean and not reeking of smoke.<\/p>\n
whew, i\u2019m tired. it\u2019s way way WAY past my bedtime, and i\u2019ll have to sleep til at least 10 to get my eight hours. i sincerely doubt this will be possible. but you never know.<\/p>\n
easter, it\u2019s here already. it\u2019s pretty much a non-holiday for me. i did buy another Cadbury Creme Egg today; i realized it was only the second one i\u2019ve eaten this entire holiday season, which i believe started the day after valentine\u2019s day. are there any chocolate candy holidays looming on the horizon? memorial day isn\u2019t big on holiday chocolates, nor is the 4th of july. really, when you think about it, there\u2019s nothing till HALLOWEEN, which is unimaginably far away. <\/p>\n
but that\u2019s ok by me, because many people have been assuring me that SPRING IS HAPPENING THIS WEEK. it\u2019s going to be in the HIGH 60\u2019S in just a couple of days. which means i\u2019ll be able to quit wearing my winter coats, and life will indeed be darn close to perfect.<\/p>\n
whew, i\u2019m tired. <\/p>\n
ok then,<\/p>\n
grace wishing you a happy easter and a lovely church-easter bonnet-chocolate egg day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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