{"id":1192,"date":"2008-06-11T18:34:42","date_gmt":"2008-06-11T23:34:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=1192"},"modified":"2008-06-11T18:34:42","modified_gmt":"2008-06-11T23:34:42","slug":"starting-the-day-with-entrails","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/starting-the-day-with-entrails\/","title":{"rendered":"starting the day with entrails.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>this morning i stepped out on the porch to add water to the lovely glass of roses sitting there (we have no more vases here, they&#8217;re all packed away somewhere) and, in my bare feet, i stepped on something wet.  i looked down and it was&#8230;ENTRAILS.  two of them to be exact, one with a long stringy-looking thing attached to it, the other looked like a liver or a spleen or a heart.<\/p>\n<p>next to these two lovely bits of stuff was yet another entrail, also looking like a spleen or a liver or a heart.<\/p>\n<p>so i&#8217;m thinking that honey the killer cat is now carefully dissecting animals, maybe because she&#8217;s studying to be a doctor.  a surgeon, of course.<\/p>\n<p>FISH DAY was a success; dad actually has three fish tanks, not two, but we moved two of them PLUS quite a few lamps.  there&#8217;s still the one fish tank and many many more lamps to move, but dad claims that we&#8217;re now ahead of schedule.  considering the mind-boggling amount of stuff still left in their house, i sort of wonder about this, but at least everybody was getting along today.<\/p>\n<p>i got another comment on my barack obama for president video, and i blocked the cretin and deleted him, but i feel that i must share this comment with you right now.<\/p>\n<p>in his description of himself, he&#8217;s a 19 year-old from the US.  his name is BRANDODESTRUCTO07.  here&#8217;s his incredibly thoughtful comment:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;OBAMA is a shit head that didnt even know wut Memorial Day was&#8230;&#8230;hmmm wats that mean he is a dumb piece of shit like all those wanting to vote for him&#8230;.i mean how dumb can u be he insulted us white ppl and u still vote for him u r so dumb if u do i mean he hates america and he wants to meat with the president of iran so wtf is up wit that so idk america is gonna come to a end if he becomes president!!!!!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>i wonder what &#8220;idk&#8221; means.  &#8220;i deklare?&#8221;  &#8220;in dat kase?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>my favorite part of this is about obama wanting to meat with the president of iran.<\/p>\n<p>i also think it&#8217;s funny that after this nasty incredibly stupid-sounding rant, when i looked on his personal page, my video was listed as one of his favorites.<\/p>\n<p>do you ever think about how many truly stupid people there are in the world?  i try not to think about them and luckily the only time i have to even think about them are when they write a really retarded comment on my video.<\/p>\n<p>other than that, life is good.  lamp day tomorrow, except since we&#8217;re ahead it&#8217;s also going to be drawer day and maybe even dishes and canned goods day although that&#8217;s just my idea, i don&#8217;t want to spring it on dad because that might upset the equilibrium.<\/p>\n<p>ok then,<\/p>\n<p>wednesday evening grace, confident that america is not going to come to a end.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>this morning i stepped out on the porch to add water to the lovely glass of roses sitting there (we have no more vases here, they&#8217;re all packed away somewhere) and, in my bare feet, i stepped on something wet. i looked down and it was&#8230;ENTRAILS. two of them to be exact, one with a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,7],"class_list":["post-1192","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-barack-obama","tag-moving"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6JLYy-je","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1192","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1192"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1192\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1192"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1192"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1192"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}