{"id":1184,"date":"2008-06-02T22:44:47","date_gmt":"2008-06-03T03:44:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=1184"},"modified":"2008-06-02T22:44:47","modified_gmt":"2008-06-03T03:44:47","slug":"ps-the-weather-here-in-springfield","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/ps-the-weather-here-in-springfield\/","title":{"rendered":"p.s. the weather here in springfield&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>so we have this NOAA weather radio and it&#8217;s very cool because all of a sudden it will BEEP very very loudly and then we&#8217;ll get the OFFICIAL WEATHER WARNING.\u00a0 friday night it kept going off about every 10 minutes, no exaggeration.\u00a0 the tornado sirens also went off a few times, and this was kind of unnerving.<\/p>\n<p>all the time i&#8217;ve lived here in springfield, we&#8217;ve had lots and lots of tornado warnings, and this means you must GO TO THE BASEMENT.<\/p>\n<p>well, now we don&#8217;t have a basement.\u00a0 but it was never a big deal because we never had an actual tornado.\u00a0 until two years ago when WE HAD A TORNADO, and it took the roof off a house right here in westchester, not that far from our house.<\/p>\n<p>it was astounding to see the destruction caused by the tornado that came through so quickly.\u00a0 yeah yeah yeah, you see photos of destruction all the time, but it&#8217;s quite different when it&#8217;s right here.<\/p>\n<p>so now when the NOAA weather radio goes off, i feel a little jumpy.\u00a0 it&#8217;s going off again tonight, but just for severe thunderstorms.\u00a0 it&#8217;s lightning right now, as a matter of fact, and i should put the car in the garage because maybe there will be hail.<\/p>\n<p>perhaps after that i&#8217;ll go to bed, but first i&#8217;ll turn off the NOAA weather radio because otherwise it&#8217;ll go off a bunch more times and that will definitely wake me up.\u00a0 and if there IS a tornado, the sirens will go off&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>but of course, then what do we go?\u00a0 we could grab the kitties and the dog and go sit in the bathroom that has no windows.<\/p>\n<p>goodnight.<\/p>\n<p>monday night grace, although it feels like the entire week has already happened.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>so we have this NOAA weather radio and it&#8217;s very cool because all of a sudden it will BEEP very very loudly and then we&#8217;ll get the OFFICIAL WEATHER WARNING.\u00a0 friday night it kept going off about every 10 minutes, no exaggeration.\u00a0 the tornado sirens also went off a few times, and this was kind [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1184","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6JLYy-j6","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1184","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1184"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1184\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1184"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1184"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1184"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}