{"id":1181,"date":"2008-06-01T22:45:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-02T03:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=1181"},"modified":"2008-06-01T22:45:00","modified_gmt":"2008-06-02T03:45:00","slug":"of-course-he-has-a-musket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/of-course-he-has-a-musket\/","title":{"rendered":"of COURSE he has a musket"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i was sitting here in the living room minding my own business, reading about the neverending primaries (PLEASE SHUT UP AND GO HOME NOW HILLARY), when kevin walked in and said &#8220;we did shoot my musket today.&#8221;\u00a0 what?\u00a0 what are you talking about?\u00a0 musket?<\/p>\n<p>so he had to remind me that i&#8217;d just written about him shooting, but i wrote that i didn&#8217;t think he had a musket.<\/p>\n<p>but he does.\u00a0 but hopefully only the one.<\/p>\n<p>he told me that one of the guys he was shooting with talked about going to another guy&#8217;s house who has a gun collection &#8211; with TWO THOUSAND GUNS.<\/p>\n<p>kevin doesn&#8217;t have two thousand anything, not even guitars.\u00a0 he might have that many stamps i guess, but at least they&#8217;re small and lightweight and all in books and i&#8217;m not entirely sure why he feels the need to keep these many books of stamps but now that we&#8217;re going to have a basement and he wants to keep the stamps and i don&#8217;t have to carry them anywhere i feel that it really doesn&#8217;t matter.\u00a0 this may be one reason why we almost never argue about anything; nothing seems really worth getting all worked up about.<\/p>\n<p>really, the only great drama we usually have around here mostly just involves honey the cat.\u00a0 this morning mollie and i started out pretty early for a run, and we&#8217;d gone a couple of blocks, and THERE WAS HONEY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET.\u00a0 rolling all around, delighted that we&#8217;d shown up.\u00a0 i yelled at her GO HOME, HONEY!\u00a0 GO HOME!\u00a0 i pointed in the direction of home.\u00a0 she scurried off and hunkered down under a car and mollie and i turned around and started off again but i kept looking back and almost immediately THERE WAS HONEY, trotting after us, eager to join us in our run.\u00a0 so then i had to stop and get mollie to go back home so i could deposit honey safely back in the house.<\/p>\n<p>right now she&#8217;s sleeping here next to me, once again looking sweet-n-innocent, nothing like the little terrorizing killer that she really is.\u00a0 mollie, too, is fast asleep after her very busy day.<br \/>\nok already, goodnight, i hope your monday is pain-free,<\/p>\n<p>sunday night grace, waiting for the sunday night sinking feeling to kick in but maybe it won&#8217;t.\u00a0 because i&#8217;ve started reading that book amy gave me called THE POWER OF NOW and SOON EVERYTHING WILL BE PERFECT.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i was sitting here in the living room minding my own business, reading about the neverending primaries (PLEASE SHUT UP AND GO HOME NOW HILLARY), when kevin walked in and said &#8220;we did shoot my musket today.&#8221;\u00a0 what?\u00a0 what are you talking about?\u00a0 musket? 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