{"id":11252,"date":"2015-04-10T11:06:45","date_gmt":"2015-04-10T17:06:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=11252"},"modified":"2015-04-10T11:06:45","modified_gmt":"2015-04-10T17:06:45","slug":"malted-milk-balls-for-breakfast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/malted-milk-balls-for-breakfast\/","title":{"rendered":"MALTED MILK BALLS FOR BREAKFAST!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>11:13\u00a0 a.m.:<\/p>\n<p>it&#8217;s just that kind of day.<\/p>\n<p>well, i did it.\u00a0 mostly i feel WHEW.<\/p>\n<p>whew.<\/p>\n<p>tired.\u00a0 instead of lolling around in my jammies, continuing to eat the malted milk balls that i found in the pantry and was very excited about, i&#8217;m having to START IN ON OUR STUPID TAXES.<\/p>\n<p>cause this morning kevin said &#8220;now that your show&#8217;s over, we need to start the taxes.&#8221;\u00a0 and i was thinking, taxes, why taxes now, we have plenty of time&#8230;then i remembered that it&#8217;s now APRIL 10TH!<\/p>\n<p>GOOD GRIEF!<\/p>\n<p>now wait a minute, i have to stop so kevin can read some stupid VERY IMPORTANT TAX STUFF that i have to type into the computer.<\/p>\n<p>grrrrrr&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>11:54 a.m.<\/p>\n<p>I HATE TAXES!\u00a0 i have to do so much inputting and stuff for my business, yuck yuck yuck.\u00a0 but i&#8217;ve made good progress and now i need a BREAK!<\/p>\n<p>the show went pretty well, and the place seemed pretty full, and the did seem to do quite a bit of laughing.<\/p>\n<p>the thing is, i was going to try to take it kind of easy yesterday, but that didn&#8217;t really happen much.\u00a0 then, we got to st. john&#8217;s plenty early, and i practiced, and we made sure everything worked, but then for some reason i felt that it would take no time at all to get into my dress, but of course it took much longer than i thought, so i had no time to just sit down and relax, or at least sit dwn and take deep breaths and not freak out.<\/p>\n<p>but instead, i was flying around until i had to come dancing in!<\/p>\n<p>kevin said i was rushing through it a little at the beginning, but then i calmed down.\u00a0 and i talked&#8230;and talked&#8230;and talked.<\/p>\n<p>i realize that this is the most wordy show i&#8217;ve ever done.\u00a0 even the first few that i did on my own, even though they were two acts, with maybe 45 minutes to a half hour in each act, i had at least short videos, where i could sit down and compose myself and take a break.<\/p>\n<p>but because i had SO VERY MUCH TO SAY this time, i had not time to show my &#8220;zumba&#8221; video, which would have been funny when talking about stress, although not completely relevant, although i could have first talked about the stress of making the video or something&#8230;but it didn&#8217;t matter, it was all TALK TALK TALK, longer than ever!<\/p>\n<p>when i finally felt my groove, i was enjoying it, and tromping all over the stage in my brand new big white wedge sandals.\u00a0 i was SO TALL!\u00a0 but since i just bought them on wednesday, i hadn&#8217;t walked in them much at all.\u00a0 and i did a LOT of walking all around in the show, and it was a little hot up there and near the end, maybe four minutes or even less before it was going to be all over, i got a big laugh on something i&#8217;d never gotten a laugh on in rehearsals, and then&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>MY MIND WENT BLANK.<\/p>\n<p>what a horrible, horrible, sickening feeling, and i just stood there and it was COMPLETELY QUIET and i thought WHAT IF I JUST CONTINUE TO STAND HERE IN SILENCE???<\/p>\n<p>of course i should have tried to cover it or something, but no, it was just SHEER PANIC.<\/p>\n<p>it seemed to last for an hour, the silence, but i think it was just a few seconds, and i mumbled &#8220;i&#8217;ve lost my train of thought,&#8221; 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