{"id":11017,"date":"2015-02-20T12:07:01","date_gmt":"2015-02-20T18:07:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=11017"},"modified":"2015-02-20T12:07:01","modified_gmt":"2015-02-20T18:07:01","slug":"opening-night-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/opening-night-2\/","title":{"rendered":"OPENING NIGHT!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>TONIGHT IS OPENING NIGHT!<\/p>\n<p>it kinda feels like this can&#8217;t possibly be the actual night.\u00a0 but i&#8217;m pretty sure it is.<\/p>\n<p>as i was rushing across the street to get to weightlifting class this morning, i dropped my big water bottle and all the water spilled out and the straw fell and rolled away but by some miracle nothing broke (i&#8217;ve manged to break two of these special bottles already), and i glanced down at my sweats.<\/p>\n<p>i was wearing my big &#8220;outdoor&#8221; sweats over my workout pants, and i realized they were completely coated in cat hair.\u00a0 this is because the other night i used them to cover poor les paul who was sleeping in bed with us and i decided he had to be cold, despite his nice warm coat plus his ample girth.\u00a0 so anyway, my sweats, COATED in cat hair.\u00a0 plus my heavy winter coat has a bunch of stuff on the front of it &#8211; it could be honey, or butter, or honey and butter, i&#8217;m not sure which, but it just looks stained and awful and i guess this is what happens when you just don&#8217;t pay enough attention to your appearance.<\/p>\n<p>because i realized i do look like a crazy cat lady, which i kind of am, except i feel that a true, authentic crazy cat lady lives by herself with many more than just three cats.\u00a0 and i just have the three, plus my darling husband kevin, so i&#8217;m not quite there yet.\u00a0 at this point i&#8217;m just impersonating a crazy cat lady.<\/p>\n<p>but THE PLAY IS OPENING TONIGHT!\u00a0 i hope you get a chance to see it, because it&#8217;s very, very funny.\u00a0 there are only five of us women in the show, and i love them all and we have a lot of fun.\u00a0 my hysterically funny friend felicia is in it;this is the 4th play we&#8217;ve been in together.\u00a0 we started out in &#8220;you can&#8217;t take it with you&#8221; in 2004, and she was my mother, and then in &#8220;morning&#8217;s at seven,&#8221; we were old lady sisters, and then, last year, in &#8220;parallel lives&#8221; we had all different kinds of relationships, including sisters and boyfriend and girlfriend.\u00a0 and now we&#8217;re friends, which is nice, since that&#8217;s what we are in real life.<\/p>\n<p>jill egizii is another of the friends in the play, and although i haven&#8217;t known her very long, i feel like she&#8217;s my friend.\u00a0 if you live in springfield you probably know her, because it appears that she knows most people here, plus i&#8217;m sure in many other places, but she&#8217;s warm and compassionate and funny and SO ENERGETIC, that she continues to make me feel like a total schlub &#8211; she gets up way way waaaay early in the morning, and she always exercises a LOT and she probably doesn&#8217;t eat nearly as much chocolate as i do, because she&#8217;s cute and very tiny.\u00a0 FULL OF ENERGY.<\/p>\n<p>deb kerley is the 4th friend in the play, and she portrays our swim team captain, so i always think of her that way, and expect that she&#8217;ll be able to fix things or find things or just be in charge all the time.\u00a0 deb is funny; at first she just seemed quiet and kind of reserved but she&#8217;s not like that at all &#8211; she&#8217;s so much fun, and always has a great story to tell.<\/p>\n<p>and then there&#8217;s the 5th team member, the beautiful julie staley &#8211; if you don&#8217;t know jill, you&#8217;ve probably at least seen julie on a local TV commercial, or when she used to be on the news.\u00a0 Her character in the play is gorgeous, vain, and goes through men like nobody&#8217;s business.\u00a0 all that julie has in common with her character is the beauty part &#8211; she&#8217;s sweet and down to earth, and she works soooo hard!\u00a0 she works hard on the play, plus she has two small children and i feel that she probably only gets a tiny bit more sleep than jill.<\/p>\n<p>kevin said that it seems that i&#8217;m having more fun in this play than i&#8217;ve ever had, and i think he&#8217;s right &#8211; it&#8217;s fun to hang out with all these great, funny, kind and supportive women!<\/p>\n<p>plus, like i said, the play is going to be HYSTERICALLY FUNNY.<\/p>\n<p>you have seven chances to see it.<\/p>\n<p>ok then,<\/p>\n<p>mrs. OPENING NIGHT hughes.<\/p>\n<p>p.s. i think i&#8217;m getting a little better at taking pictures with the panorama setting&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11018\" title=\"j153\" src=\"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/j153.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"212\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TONIGHT IS OPENING NIGHT! it kinda feels like this can&#8217;t possibly be the actual night.\u00a0 but i&#8217;m pretty sure it is. as i was rushing across the street to get to weightlifting class this morning, i dropped my big water bottle and all the water spilled out and the straw fell and rolled away but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11017","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6JLYy-2RH","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11017","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11017"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11017\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11017"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11017"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11017"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}