{"id":1083,"date":"2008-03-21T17:36:25","date_gmt":"2008-03-21T17:36:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=1083"},"modified":"2008-03-21T17:36:25","modified_gmt":"2008-03-21T17:36:25","slug":"words-of-wisdom-from-my-mother-in-law","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/words-of-wisdom-from-my-mother-in-law\/","title":{"rendered":"words of wisdom from my mother-in-law&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>nancee sent me this today:<\/p>\n<p>From a professional forgetter, my tip is post-it-notes; on the kitchen table, the bathroom mirror, my purse, the car dashboard. &#8220;Close the trunk.&#8221; &#8220;Wait til you smell the cookies before you ask.&#8221; &#8220;You already fed Mollie, no matter what her eyes are saying.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>excellent advice, thank you nancee.<\/p>\n<p>of course, it\u2019s not likely that we\u2019ll remember it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ok then,<\/p>\n<p>friday grace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>nancee sent me this today: From a professional forgetter, my tip is post-it-notes; on the kitchen table, the bathroom mirror, my purse, the car dashboard. &#8220;Close the trunk.&#8221; &#8220;Wait til you smell the cookies before you ask.&#8221; &#8220;You already fed Mollie, no matter what her eyes are saying.&#8221; excellent advice, thank you nancee. of course, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1083","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6JLYy-ht","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1083","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1083"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1083\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1083"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1083"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1083"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}