{"id":1073,"date":"2008-03-04T23:48:11","date_gmt":"2008-03-04T23:48:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/?p=1073"},"modified":"2008-03-04T23:48:11","modified_gmt":"2008-03-04T23:48:11","slug":"france","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/graceuncensored.com\/WordPress\/uncategorized\/france\/","title":{"rendered":"france"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>that\u2019s where we might as well move.  i couldn\u2019t bear to watch the results tonight.  i looked at them briefly at about 10 o\u2019clock and they were predicting a win for hillary in ohio and i decided that maybe it could change.  i thought about that night several years ago when i worked for that political consulting firm in LA, and we were all in a bar in sacramento watching the election results and they said gore won, and then they said bush won, and it kept going on like that, and finally they said gore won, and the one guy at the firm who is a CRAZY repulican stormed out and went to bed.  but look what happened there.  <\/p>\n<p>so i figured that tonight they needed to keep counting those ohio votes.  but i keep having bad feelings about hillary\u2019s vicious and relentless attacks and lies and her manic laughter.  i finally turned it back on just now, and thank god i missed her victory speech.  but now they\u2019re saying it\u2019s too close to call in texas, that the results of the total delegates won\u2019t be clear until SATURDAY or maybe EVEN LATER, and that obama could end up with more delegates from this whole mess, but hillary will just keep DECLARING VICTORY anyway.  and of course she\u2019s going to hang on in the race, and VERY STUPID PEOPLE will believe all her venom that she just keeps spewing like some wild ATTACK DOG.<\/p>\n<p>i can\u2019t stand it, and that\u2019s why i think it is best that we move to france.  the only problem is that we can\u2019t fly to france with mollie, so we\u2019ll have to sail to france.  which would actually be just fine with me, because i\u2019ve always had a desire to sail across the ocean.  i\u2019m not sure how the kitties will enjoy the ride.  i don\u2019t know what they do about pets on cruise ships, but i fear that they won\u2019t all get to sleep in our bed with us.  not that honey would be agreeable to that anyway.<\/p>\n<p>i\u2019m going to bed.  i don\u2019t think i\u2019m going to get up and obsessively read all the stories in the morning.<\/p>\n<p>france.  bonjour, france.  i need a croissant.<\/p>\n<p>ok then,<\/p>\n<p>grace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>that\u2019s where we might as well move. i couldn\u2019t bear to watch the results tonight. i looked at them briefly at about 10 o\u2019clock and they were predicting a win for hillary in ohio and i decided that maybe it could change. i thought about that night several years ago when i worked for that 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