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<\/p>\nthat\u2019s the name of the magazine kevin was reading today. he showed me a holster that\u2019s somewhat fancier than the one he made, in the magazine\u2019s online catalog. here it is.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
guess how much it costs. no, you\u2019ll NEVER GUESS.<\/p>\n
it\u2019s (on sale) for $3,975.00.<\/p>\n
yes, you can spend an obscene amount of money on ANYTHING AT ALL.<\/p>\n
but wait, some of the keen features of the holster include: <\/p>\n
#An upgraded 2-1\/2″ wide belt (from original 2″)<\/p>\n
yes, that\u2019s ONE HALF MORE INCHES.<\/p>\n
# 7 holes (in place of original 5) for more adjustment to the belt.<\/p>\n
you get TWO MORE HOLES!<\/p>\n
# Stronger thread for both longer lasting stitches and a nicer cosmetic appeal.<\/p>\n
STRONGER THREAD! you\u2019d expect them to use strong thread for an almost four thousand dollar holster, wouldn\u2019t you?<\/p>\n
there are many other features which i didn\u2019t quite grasp. none of the features seemed to include anything made of SOLID GOLD, however.<\/p>\n
kevin is now pacing around, talking on the phone. DID HE FORGET THAT HE JUST HAD KNEE SURGERY?<\/p>\n
he\u2019s busily putting away all his leather-making tools. but maybe he should reconsider that, because i can see that we\u2019d soon be VERY VERY RICH if he just makes the holsters a little fancier.<\/p>\n
i\u2019ll have to take a picture of him with his holster.<\/p>\n
ok then,<\/p>\n
monday night grace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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