this morning i stepped out on the porch to add water to the lovely glass of roses sitting there (we have no more vases here, they’re all packed away somewhere) and, in my bare feet, i stepped on something wet. i looked down and it was…ENTRAILS. two of them to be exact, one with a long stringy-looking thing attached to it, the other looked like a liver or a spleen or a heart.

next to these two lovely bits of stuff was yet another entrail, also looking like a spleen or a liver or a heart.

so i’m thinking that honey the killer cat is now carefully dissecting animals, maybe because she’s studying to be a doctor. a surgeon, of course.

FISH DAY was a success; dad actually has three fish tanks, not two, but we moved two of them PLUS quite a few lamps. there’s still the one fish tank and many many more lamps to move, but dad claims that we’re now ahead of schedule. considering the mind-boggling amount of stuff still left in their house, i sort of wonder about this, but at least everybody was getting along today.

i got another comment on my barack obama for president video, and i blocked the cretin and deleted him, but i feel that i must share this comment with you right now.

in his description of himself, he’s a 19 year-old from the US. his name is BRANDODESTRUCTO07. here’s his incredibly thoughtful comment:

“OBAMA is a shit head that didnt even know wut Memorial Day was……hmmm wats that mean he is a dumb piece of shit like all those wanting to vote for him….i mean how dumb can u be he insulted us white ppl and u still vote for him u r so dumb if u do i mean he hates america and he wants to meat with the president of iran so wtf is up wit that so idk america is gonna come to a end if he becomes president!!!!!!!”

i wonder what “idk” means. “i deklare?” “in dat kase?”

my favorite part of this is about obama wanting to meat with the president of iran.

i also think it’s funny that after this nasty incredibly stupid-sounding rant, when i looked on his personal page, my video was listed as one of his favorites.

do you ever think about how many truly stupid people there are in the world? i try not to think about them and luckily the only time i have to even think about them are when they write a really retarded comment on my video.

other than that, life is good. lamp day tomorrow, except since we’re ahead it’s also going to be drawer day and maybe even dishes and canned goods day although that’s just my idea, i don’t want to spring it on dad because that might upset the equilibrium.

ok then,

wednesday evening grace, confident that america is not going to come to a end.